🐍The appointment of the VENDOR already running late, He couldn’t help but GROWL a bit, with so much on his plate… The MODEM in his backseat…the clients so in need, He hopes he’ll get a PARDON…as sweat on his brow beads The traffic is a nightmare…how did things turn so wrong… That snake causing such trouble …fingers crossed she’ll MOVEALONG…🐍
..And they’re all thinking…”ANACONDA this I’m gonna to be late”…
So…Today…Main Street, USA…which has become Pain Street all because of a 20-foot LONG snake crossing the road…Yep, she’s definitely tipped the SCALES in the wrong direction today…Rush hour’s now become Mush hour…and it’s looking like there isn’t a SLITHER of hope of traffic MOVING any time soon…But what LENGTHS can the officer go to in order to get her across any faster? He’s only trying to do HISS job, but as a Civil SERPENT, he can’t just CONSTRICTOR rights…so understandable, the poor guy’s RATTLEd…And right now, all he can do is ask her to…MOVEALONG… https://tinyurl.com/4svyex8u …But in the meantime…the irate drivers backed up for miles? All they’re thinking is..”FANGS for nothing”…As for us though?…I’m sure you’ll all be BOAsting about how eSSSSy, breezy this one is today…So easy in fact, we SHED COIL it a Monday puzzle…
So…There you have it, Folks…Done. Have a good one. Be well, be kind, stay safe…And this puzzle reminds me of my friend, who decided to try an online dating service. There were a good number of responses at first, but he being a firm believer in full disclosure, figured he should mention that he owned a snake. Needless to say, it cut the prospects down considerably. He said now the interest is mostly coming from women asking if he can get rid of their mice…But he, being who he is, still thinks he’s CRUSHING it…BOA oh BOA…is he in for a rude awakening…I’m totally convinced this venture’s definitely gonna come back to BITE him in the…🐍🙋🏻♀️
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🤷🏻♀️ When the dog of the MODEM VENDOR began to GROWL, the woman said…”PARDON me, but I think it’s time I MOVE ALONG”…🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♂️ The VENDOR eyed a MODEM, but did GROWL at the price, The salesman said, “It’s discounted…in March you’d have paid twice So PARDON you for griping…I won’t sell it for a song… And you’re not forced to buy it..maybe best you MOVE ALONG”…🤷🏻♂️
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🚙 We all know what traffic is like, Be it Main St or on the turnpike… You think you’re in the groove, And then you hardly move… While the blood pressure’s ready to spike…🚙
🤦🏻♀️Traffic jams definitely grate on one’s nerves, They come at you like the ball that curves… One seems never prepared, And so complaints are aired… ‘Cause you know that you hardly deserve…🤦🏻♀️
🤞🏻…To be put out like this while you drive, ‘Specially when you need to arrive, Some place of import, And now you’ll need resort… To fingers crossed it stays alive…🤞🏻
🐍And what we are seeing today, A snake that’s gotten in the way… Of a busy street, Causing drivers to meet… With a real annoying delay…🐍
🤷🏻♀️Here’s hoping the snake picks up speed, And gives this poor cop what he needs… A road once more clear, So these drivers won’t bear… Situations where they’ll need to plead!🤷🏻♀️
My first thought was MOVE ALONG….but felt like that was too easy of an answer and needed a BOA or SNAKE word. Surprise, surprise. Four scrambled words easy and we had, in Angela’s words, kind of an easy Monday-like puzzle. Thanks for the post, Angela, and I hope your friend’s snake does a terrific Mouse Hunting business. Terry
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LOL! YW, Terry and thank you 🐍🙋🏻♀️
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Paused on the vendor and modem anagrams,but then having the letters,the cartoon solution was a quick solve.Happy Taco Tuesday! Chuck.
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Enjoyed the song. Had forgotten about this one!
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Tk you 🐍🙋🏻♀️
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Animals move at their very own pace
They need their time and their space
And folks who are driven
Should know it’s a given –
The critters don’t like our rat race!
Helen
Our road-hogging animal here, close to Lake Ontario, is the Canada goose, whole flocks of them stepping slowly and majestically across roads, holding up traffic, oblivious to everything!
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🤷🏻♂️They may move at their very own pace, But their actions still don’t erase… The fact that we need, A semblance of speed… For us to get from place to place…🤷🏻♂️
🐍This snake’s causing many to be, Behind the eight ball needlessly… With schedules to keep, There can be trouble deep… All due a snake leisurely…🐍
🤷🏻♂️…Deciding to slither on by, With no thought of the average guy… So it’s now sit and wait, Knowing that you’ll be late… And the most you can do is just sigh…🤷🏻♂️
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Good one, Helen! I can picture the Canadian geese…
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Good Morning, Everyone…🐍 SNAKING ONE’S WAY THROUGH TRAFFIC🐍
🎶 “The Snake”…🎶 – Al Wilson 1969 https://tinyurl.com/y7sfc7ap
🐍The appointment of the VENDOR already running late,
He couldn’t help but GROWL a bit, with so much on his plate…
The MODEM in his backseat…the clients so in need,
He hopes he’ll get a PARDON…as sweat on his brow beads
The traffic is a nightmare…how did things turn so wrong…
That snake causing such trouble …fingers crossed she’ll MOVE ALONG…🐍
..And they’re all thinking…”ANACONDA this I’m gonna to be late”…
So…Today…Main Street, USA…which has become Pain Street all because of a 20-foot LONG snake crossing the road…Yep, she’s definitely tipped the SCALES in the wrong direction today…Rush hour’s now become Mush hour…and it’s looking like there isn’t a SLITHER of hope of traffic MOVING any time soon…But what LENGTHS can the officer go to in order to get her across any faster? He’s only trying to do HISS job, but as a Civil SERPENT, he can’t just CONSTRICTOR rights…so understandable, the poor guy’s RATTLEd…And right now, all he can do is ask her to…MOVE ALONG… https://tinyurl.com/4svyex8u …But in the meantime…the irate drivers backed up for miles? All they’re thinking is..”FANGS for nothing”…As for us though?…I’m sure you’ll all be BOAsting about how eSSSSy, breezy this one is today…So easy in fact, we SHED COIL it a Monday puzzle…
So…There you have it, Folks…Done. Have a good one. Be well, be kind, stay safe…And this puzzle reminds me of my friend, who decided to try an online dating service. There were a good number of responses at first, but he being a firm believer in full disclosure, figured he should mention that he owned a snake. Needless to say, it cut the prospects down considerably. He said now the interest is mostly coming from women asking if he can get rid of their mice…But he, being who he is, still thinks he’s CRUSHING it…BOA oh BOA…is he in for a rude awakening…I’m totally convinced this venture’s definitely gonna come back to BITE him in the…🐍🙋🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️ When the dog of the MODEM VENDOR began to GROWL, the woman said…”PARDON me, but I think it’s time I MOVE ALONG”…🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♂️ The VENDOR eyed a MODEM, but did GROWL at the price,
The salesman said, “It’s discounted…in March you’d have paid twice
So PARDON you for griping…I won’t sell it for a song…
And you’re not forced to buy it..maybe best you MOVE ALONG”…🤷🏻♂️
🚙 We all know what traffic is like,
Be it Main St or on the turnpike…
You think you’re in the groove,
And then you hardly move…
While the blood pressure’s ready to spike…🚙
🤦🏻♀️Traffic jams definitely grate on one’s nerves,
They come at you like the ball that curves…
One seems never prepared,
And so complaints are aired…
‘Cause you know that you hardly deserve…🤦🏻♀️
🤞🏻…To be put out like this while you drive,
‘Specially when you need to arrive,
Some place of import,
And now you’ll need resort…
To fingers crossed it stays alive…🤞🏻
🐍And what we are seeing today,
A snake that’s gotten in the way…
Of a busy street,
Causing drivers to meet…
With a real annoying delay…🐍
🤷🏻♀️Here’s hoping the snake picks up speed,
And gives this poor cop what he needs…
A road once more clear,
So these drivers won’t bear…
Situations where they’ll need to plead!🤷🏻♀️
….AND IN OTHER WORDS…🔠🙋🏻♀️
GROWL: Last used – 11/13/2024 as WOGLR
MODEM: Last used – 4/10/2025 as Same anagram
VENDOR: Last used – 11/13/2024 as DNROVE
PARDON: Last used – 1/10/2024 as DRANPO
MOVE ALONG: Last used – New solution
…ANAGRAM HISTORY…🔠🙋🏻♀️
RWOLG: Used on – New anagram
DMMEO: Used on – 4/10/2025, 9/25/2023
EVROND: Used on – New anagram
ARPNDO: Used on – New anagram
GOLEMVOAN: Used on – New anagram
Today is NATIONAL JULIENNE FRIES DAY…Oh…yes, please! 🍟🙋🏻♀️ https://tinyurl.com/2s48btay
My first thought was MOVE ALONG….but felt like that was too easy of an answer and needed a BOA or SNAKE word. Surprise, surprise. Four scrambled words easy and we had, in Angela’s words, kind of an easy Monday-like puzzle. Thanks for the post, Angela, and I hope your friend’s snake does a terrific Mouse Hunting business. Terry
LOL! YW, Terry and thank you 🐍🙋🏻♀️
Paused on the vendor and modem anagrams,but then having the letters,the cartoon solution was a quick solve.Happy Taco Tuesday! Chuck.
Enjoyed the song. Had forgotten about this one!
Tk you 🐍🙋🏻♀️
Animals move at their very own pace
They need their time and their space
And folks who are driven
Should know it’s a given –
The critters don’t like our rat race!
Helen
Our road-hogging animal here, close to Lake Ontario, is the Canada goose, whole flocks of them stepping slowly and majestically across roads, holding up traffic, oblivious to everything!
🤷🏻♂️They may move at their very own pace,
But their actions still don’t erase…
The fact that we need,
A semblance of speed…
For us to get from place to place…🤷🏻♂️
🐍This snake’s causing many to be,
Behind the eight ball needlessly…
With schedules to keep,
There can be trouble deep…
All due a snake leisurely…🐍
🤷🏻♂️…Deciding to slither on by,
With no thought of the average guy…
So it’s now sit and wait,
Knowing that you’ll be late…
And the most you can do is just sigh…🤷🏻♂️
Good one, Helen! I can picture the Canadian geese…