Jumble Answers for 05/28/2022








11 thoughts on “Jumble Answers for 05/28/2022

  1. Good Morning, Everyone. 🧵🪡 MEASURING UP 🪡🧵

    🎶 And as long as I’ve got MY SUIT and tie, I’ma leave it all on the floor tonight…And you got fixed up to the nines…Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)…🎶 “Suit & Tie” – Justin Timberlake (ft Jay-Z) 2013 https://tinyurl.com/2xz3r6me

    🧵🪡 Andre was such a big man, I’m sure he knew the DRILL,
    That suiting up was no small feat…but guess he tried it still…
    A sharp suit in a BAMBOO shade, and Andre, he’d look ZESTY,
    But getting fitted not a breeze… a tailor might get testy…
    POETIC justice no place here…although it deals with fit,
    (It’s just coincidence really…so I made use of it)!
    But bottom line where fashion counts…it’s hard on men like them…
    Who are so big that clothes that fit? A SIZABLE PROBLEM! 🪡🧵

    I guess no one ever schooled Andre on fashion. A double-breasted jacket, whose two buttons tend to draw the eye across the body, don’t always CUT it on bigger men. It usually succeeds in making a heavy man look pudgier. Add to that Andre’s extreme height…where the cut of a double-breasted jacket on so tall a man often tends to sit too high…and you’ve gotten yourself an unbalanced look. So it stands to reason that double-breasted fashion just doesn’t SUIT Andre well…And he needn’t even WRESTLE with the idea. I’m surprised though that the tailor didn’t tell him this…Maybe he felt he’d be BODY SLAMMING him…I mean Body Shaming him…Who knows. But usually advice such as this should be on the SHORT list of any reputable tailor…Of course one need not NEEDLE a client, but I think it does make a difference when a tailor’s looking to PIN DOWN loyal clientele . It‘s FITTING…and it definitely MATters…

    Scene: The JUMBO Tailor Shop, where the HAIR-SUIT Andre The Giant https://tinyurl.com/mw4s25y3 is looking for a suit …and perhaps a MATCHing TIE. And today’s dialogue definitely let’s us know that there’s a PROBLEM…Not having “enough fabric”, and needing a “taller ladder”, besides the worried look on the faces of both tailors, which emphaSIZES it. Combine that with the mentioning of the extraordinarily SIZABLE nature of Andre in our question…plus the look of him alone…and that definitely SEWS it up…Shopping for Andre was a SIZABLE https://tinyurl.com/2wj954b7 PROBLEM!

    So…There you have it Folks…Done. Be well, stay safe…and personally I could never TAP into the allure of wrestling. I mean GROAN men, without pants, fighting over a BELT just never GRIPped me…🪡🧵🙋🏻‍♀️


  2. 🥗 It became a SIZABLE PROBLEM when the all-out advertising DRILL, including the enhanced BAMBOO labeling and the POETIC efforts put into describing the new and improved ZESTY-flavored salad dressing, fell flat…🥗

    🎋He tried to DRILL a hole into the BAMBOO tree he bought,
    He felt it needed anchoring for safety first he sought…
    It went quite well with their decor, as they mixed ZESTY drinks,
    Added POETIC tinges to their color scheme of pinks
    But he misjudged his drilling and now for the both of them…
    They’re left with what’s now looking like a SIZABLE PROBLEM! 🎋

  3. It’s Saturday ! Good morning ! I think we’re gonna have a nice weather day ! Yes ! Well the anagrams in todays jumble were easy except I got ahead of myself too fast and I wrote down Epict for POETIC ! Duh ! There’s no O in epict ! I rolled my eyes and moved on to the jumble where I saw PROBLEM then SIZE and the ABL was left to get SIZABLE ! So “Andre the giant “ you’ll have to get a 5XLarge and that could be a SIZABLE PROBLEM ! Everyone have a great Sizable Saturday !!!!

  4. Good Saturday morning to ya… Anagrams speedily unscrambled, but I saw nothing coherent in all the letters facing me. So that was a Saturday downer. Moving onto Sunday. Have a great day.

  5. Good morning. Could not believe that I had to look up Bamboo, such a simple word but it eluded me. Then for the cartoon answer I looked up all the words that could be made with the fourteen letters and came up with the answer. Until tomorrow stay well and stay safe.

  6. When you’re taller than the average folk
    Finding clothes can be no joke
    Choosing the ideal style
    Could take a while
    And the cost could make you go broke!

  7. Got the anagrams but too many letters and too long of words, 7 letters each, for me to solve the cartoon puzzle. Have a great Memorial Day weekend.

  8. I too paused at bamboo and had to ponder for a while over the cartoon answer. Finally saw sizable so was able to figure it out. Wishing all a good Memorial Day weekend.

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