Jumble Answers for 04/30/2022

ALTSN = SLANT

FTONE = OFTEN

RALSAY = SALARY

BERAGL = GARBLE


CARTOON ANSWER:

SHE HAD TRIED TO REACH THE PAR 5 IN TWO SHOTS FOR YEARS. SHE FINALLY DID IT, – – –

LT OTN SAL GA = AT LONG LAST

20 thoughts on “Jumble Answers for 04/30/2022

  1. Good Morning, Everyone….🏌🏻‍♀️UN-FORE-GETTABLE…IN EVERY WAY! * 🏌🏻‍♀️

    🎶 At LAST my love has come along…My lonely days are over…And life is like a song…🎶 “At Last” – Miss Etta James 1960 https://tinyurl.com/y586v8mn

    🏌🏻‍♀️No way one sees it OFTEN, and most people never do,
    You need avoid a SLANT for sure, or it won’t follow through…
    A lot of trash talk, GARBLE-like, as shots are often missed,
    Not smart to bet your SALARY here…or money’s goodbye kissed…
    Hats off to our girl here today, she’s tried hard in the past…
    And it’s paid off because we see she’s done it AT LONG LAST! 🏌🏻‍♀️

    No use beating around the bush here…Par 5 in two shots is probably as rare as a hen’s tooth. If you’re a golfer, you know…And I’m figuring if you’re not…well you really have no need to…But, if you’re really interested, well that’s why God gave us Google. So without wasting everyone’s time I’ll make this SHORT (no pun intended) and sweet…To achieve what our girl has today, it definitely takes LENGTH and ability. And only about 10% of golfers ever reach a Par 5 in two…Which means we’re looking at 90% who don’t stand a chance in hell…So our girl here today…AFTER all these years? It’s been a LONG time coming, but her ONE DAY has arrived…She’s finally done it…AT LONG LAST…

    And our smiling couple…He in his Jumble polo, of COURSE, and she shown making that perfect swing, look very familiar and I think I know…but I’m not taking a SHOT…And if you look real closely, you can see the ball bouncing as it hits the green…and even though we don’t see it…hopefully heading right for the hole…

    So…There you have it, Folks…Done. Have a good one. Be well, stay safe…and here’s looking FOREward to tomorrow…🏌🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

    * It’s just too pretty a song to pass up…and besides it’s stuck in my head now…Enjoy… https://tinyurl.com/yy3xp4um

    I STAND WITH UKRAINE 💔🇺🇦

  2. 🤦🏻‍♂️ AT LONG LAST the Union’s SALARY increases were approved, but when the information was released in a typographical GARBLE, which sadly is OFTEN the case with this Secretary, the message took on an entirely different SLANT…🤦🏻‍♂️

    🗣 She advised him not to GARBLE, which was OFTEN in his case,
    Reminding him his SALARY upon speech would be based…
    So he took on a whole new SLANT, and enrolled really fast…
    Into an elocution class to help him AT LONG LAST…🗣

  3. 👍🏻 You can golf many years and you know,
    Years go by without much you can show…
    2 shots on this par 5?
    There’s not many alive…
    That can say that they played like a pro! 👍🏻

    🏌🏻‍♀️Many puzzles ‘bout golf through the years,
    Golfers did well…some others in tears…
    But our girl here today,
    Showed she definitely can play…
    And she now stands above her golf peers! 🏌🏻‍♀️

    👍🏻 Wonder if that ball did get to sink,
    Doesn’t say but I can’t help but think…
    If it did come across,
    She’d have her albatross…
    And she’d definitely be in the pink! 👍🏻

      • Easy puzzle Saturday, even without a blind solve. As a golfer, no clue to cryptic cartoon answer.

        Angela, you really picked an all-time jazz standard today…a classic!! See you tomorrow

  4. Good morning Saturday weekend ! Wow , I really liked today’s jumble ! One anagram got me and really made me GARBLE ! We’ve had a pretty nice week of very fun and entertaining jumbles ! I hope it happens OFTEN ! , and I’ll bet my SALARY on it ! The jumble was just a little SLANT ! I had the words like LONG LAST sand AT , and there it was AT LONG LAST ! So watch out cause I’m yelling “ FORE “ the next jumble ! Everyone have a great weekend !!!

  5. Good morning. I was able to reach the end game on par even though it’s my least watched sport. You nailed the song choice with Etta James Angela. Until tomorrow stay well and stay safe.

    • Good Morning, Paul. Tk you…It’s one of my favorite all time songs. And golf…yes, I know how you feel about it…But it sure beats those bats from y’day! 😂. Have a good one. Be well and stay safe out there…🏌🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

  6. If in golf you want to go far
    And shoot like a superstar
    Hole-in-one? That’s elusive
    The very notion’s delusive
    Most golfers are happy with par!

    • Hi Prof…Look at the cartoon…and also read Limerick #3. 🏌🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

  7. I note that she got the ball on the green in two shots. She didn’t make it in the hole in two shots. The cartoon clearly shows the ball bouncing on the green, but not in or near the hole. The dialog also clearly states that she made the green in two shots, not the hole.

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