Jumble Answers for 08/08/2023

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SOGEO = GOOSE

NLPKU = PLUNK

GHYSGA = SHAGGY

PBAURL = BURLAP


CARTOON ANSWER:

THE SERVICE AT THE COMEDY CLUB WAS SO BAD, IT WAS – – –

GE LU HA BLA = LAUGHABLE

12 thoughts on “Jumble Answers for 08/08/2023”

  1. Good Morning, Everyone…I hope this finds you well…
    🤷🏻‍♀️ TAKING COMEDY TO AN ALL NEW BLOW? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    🎶 NOTHING that’s FORMAL …NOTHING that’s NORMAL …No recitations to recite…Open up the curtain…COMEDY TONIGHT…🎶 “Comedy Tonight” Zero Mostel 1966 https://tinyurl.com/2pp6v5ce

    🤷🏻‍♀️ Considering behavior, the T-shirts that they wore,
    Should have displayed a GOOSE since the patrons did def abhor…
    The silly service offered, quite SHAGGY that’s for sure,
    Oh…sorry I meant shabby…either way you get my draw…
    Behavior coarse as BURLAP…See the waitress PLUNK that drink?
    It’s hardly the beer ordered…just how low will these Folks sink?
    Poor Sears up there performing…but with nothing photographable…
    No one can pay attention…with service so outright LAUGHABLE!

    …And one has to wonder how FUNNY it might be if the entire audience STANDs UP and demands their money back…Talk about being the butt of a joke! https://tinyurl.com/mvcv4r59 …Management may very well be LAUGHING AT THEIR OWN EXPENSE! https://tinyurl.com/235bt93h

    So…Today, we find ourselves at a bistro-type Comedy Club…Lissa Sears on a stage…that may look familiar from past puzzles…But it shall remain SHAMELESS, since it appears they’re having enough trouble keeping their customers happy. Let’s face it Folks, this is no LAUGHING matter! People pay an admission charge to enjoy a show, dig deep into their pockets to have a few RIDICULOUSLY over-priced drinks…and what do they get in return? Rude, terrible service…It’s LAUGHABLE, https://tinyurl.com/mrxkmfyk …really!…And with that being said…this SHOW has ended!

    Jeff’s Gems? A LEMON-drop martini instead of a beer being offered to the not AMUSED patron at front…If that were me? I’d have a right mind to WEDGE my bet https://tinyurl.com/3pvj62sb and walk out right then and there…Two waiters who think they’re part of the show, SERVING up nothing more than LIP SERVICE… https://tinyurl.com/bdexca3n …The T-shirt Lissa Sears…(Jeff’s good friend, sporting her signature MULLET, making another Jumble PERFORMANCE)…is wearing, FLAT OUT LOVE, https://tinyurl.com/msfsn96v a group for breast cancer survivors…And most of all her line…”MULLET over”! https://tinyurl.com/5295axv7 I THINK that tHAIR’s https://tinyurl.com/5n8ujxmr as witty as they come! Definitely a CUT above the rest!…We should STAND UP and give Jeff his props for that one!

    So…There you have it, Folks…Done. Have a good one. Be well, be kind, stay safe… And this puzzle brought to mind how I always dreamt of opening a Coffee House/Comedy Club…And calling it BREW-HA-HA…Ah, maybe PUN day…🎤🤷🏻‍♀️

    • We’re off in the gulf right now. I took a peek this morning and no blind solve…then lost connection. Marsha saved the day with the answer so all is solved in Jumbleland this morning. Good song, Angela…Sondheim composing a tuneful melody for sure !!

  2. 🪿It was quite LAUGHABLE when they dressed the SHAGGY-looking GOOSE in the remains of a BURLAP bag, and decided to PLUNK it down right in he middle of the pool…🪿

    🤷🏻‍♀️They all called her a silly GOOSE when she forgot to duck,
    And caused her head to PLUNK itself while getting in the truck…
    Good thing her SHAGGY mop of hair tied in that BURLAP bow,
    Did greatly help as far as it did soften up the blow
    Her sense of humor so intact…the girl was surely affable…
    She joined right in and def agreed that it was truly LAUGHABLE! 🤷🏻‍♀️

  3. 🎭 Doing Stand Up is hardly a joke,
    You get up there and just go for broke…
    ‘Tween the hecklers and drunks,
    Hardly myths to debunk…
    You just hope you can deal with good Folk! 🎭

    🗣️Sears is trying her best to be heard,
    But the wait staff is truly absurd…
    Speaking all through her act,
    They should probably be sacked…
    ‘Cause the patrons hear hardly a word! 🗣️

    🍺🍸There’s the poor guy who asked for a beer,
    And he’s shocked when his drink does appear…
    Besides it being wrong,
    It looks like before long…
    That said drink’s gonna be what he wears! 🍸🍺

    🤦🏻‍♀️When there’s service as bad as we see,
    It’s no stretch for us all to agree…
    That it’s money ill spent,
    Makes you sorry you went…
    And the blame lies with this inept three….🤦🏻‍♂️

    🎤 Hopefully things improve at this club,
    ‘Cause right now it’s just flub after flub…
    And the clients deserve,
    To be much better served….
    While the comic don’t need to be snubbed! 🎤

  4. I’m definitely getting me some tacos ! Today was two in a row of fun and entertaining jumbles ! The anagrams were not SHAGGY at all ! I didn’t even go PLUNK ! So I’m gonna take my BURLAP and go capture that GOOSE! ! The jumble made me laugh cause I’ve been to comedy shows before and they’re very LAUGHABLE ! And Angela , I laughed at your jokes about a coffee comedy club .and how about a Laugh-full House ! Everyone have some tacos and a great taco-Tuesday !!!!!!

  5. …AND IN OTHER WORDS…🔠🙋🏻‍♀️
    GOOSE: Last used – 08/21/20 https://tinyurl.com/42pfu3ya
    PLUNK: Last used – 05/30/22 https://tinyurl.com/4s8ef2cb
    SHAGGY: Last used – 02/09/19 https://tinyurl.com/47ky9ecf
    BURLAP: Last used – 03/24/23 https://tinyurl.com/5n95fj5r

    …ANAGRAM HISTORY…🔠🙋🏻‍♀️
    SOGEO: Used on – 09/28/19, 02/24/17, 03/12/16, 11/17/15, 04/16/13, 03/05/10, 06/02/04, 02/15/95, 10/03/89, 08/02/82, 04/05/77, 07/05/67, 02/09/62
    NLPKU: New Anagram
    GHYSGA: New Anagram
    PBAURL: New Anagram

  6. Look, we came here looking for laughs
    So far it’s been nothing but gaffes
    Not as much as a smile
    You’re off by a mile
    You’re simply way way aff

  7. A clean sweep of an easy Taco Tuesday Jumble with even a blind solve of the cartoon! Have a great Day!

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