SETUI = SUITE
DLAMY = MADLY
EETRTL = LETTER
PLOJYA = JALOPY
WHEN OFFERED A CHANCE TO GO SKYDIVING ON LEAP DAY, THEY – – –
UI MAD TTE JP = JUMPED AT IT
Good Morning, Everyone! 🪂 LEAP OF …FATE? 🪂
🎶 I’ll take you DOWN, I’ll take you DOWN…Where no one’s ever gone before..And if you want more…If you want more, more, more…Then JUMP…For my love…JUMP in… 🎶 “Jump” – The Pointer Sisters 1983
🪂 So picture this my female friends…it’s Leap Day and I ask,
If you’d consider jumping from a plane …Up to the task?
We’d gather in a SUITE somewhere the night before to meet,
Let’s choose that hotel with the old JALOPY on the street…
We’d all draw us a LETTER, alphabetically we’d jump,
This all sounds so exciting…and the thought’s got me real pumped…
….And if you think I’m serious..I’ll offer you quite gladly
A Bridge for sale in Brooklyn..’cause we’d both be acting MADLY ….
I thought Leap Year was one more day just for the hell of it…
But leap out of an airplane? Who of us has JUMPED AT IT? 🪂
Skydiving out of airplanes? Perish the thought..No, seriously…PERISH the thought…No way, Jose…Get real, McNeal, Won’t go, Geronimo…But I digress…Todays words…old favorites, last seen in late 2018, and throughout 2019, with just PLOJYA having made an appearance before…
So, it’s Leap Day, that one extra day we get every four years on February 29th. Why you may ask? Well it’s not all just fun and games…in fact, there’s some gravity to the situation…And chute…I really never knew…Or if I did, I guess I never gave it must weight…But anyway, today, we’re seeing two friends deciding to celebrate by Skydiving…Taking Leap Day to a whole new level, and just a little too literal if you ask me…But hey, to each her flown! Enjoy, Ladies…I’m guess I’m just not all that well-grounded…But these two? They JUMPED AT IT..
Eye candy…I’m going with the GoPro camera attached to the helmet of the girl at right. I guess she figured if she was gonna do it, she might as well leap at the chance to re-live it…So, There you have it Folks, Done! Have a great day, Everyone…And I’ll leave you with a little Skydiving humor…🪂🙋🏻♀️
A man always wanted to go skydiving, but was never able to gather the courage. So he goes to the local airport and inquires about what is involved in the jump. The manager explains the procedure to him — “We are expert parachute packers, and have never had a failure. We take you up in the plane and tell you when to jump out. You pull the main chute ripcord. It always works. But if it doesn’t, you pull the auxiliary chute ripcord. You then float softly to the ground, and we will meet you in that truck right over there.”
The man decides to go for it. The plane takes off and circles the airfield. He jumps out and after a brief moment of free fall, pulls the main chute, which fails. He then pulls the second ripcord and that fails as well. He looks down towards the ground and says to himself, “I bet that damned truck isn’t there either.”…Ba-Boom! 🤷🏻♀️