DHGEE = HEDGE
ALIYD = DAILY
SAQYUE = QUEASY
KAMBER = EMBARK
DRACULA’S WIFE CAUGHT HIM CHEATING ON HER, AND NOW SHE WAS GOING TO – – –
HED DIL EY MBR = BLEED HIM DRY
Good Morning, Everyone! 🧛🏻♂️ Love at First Bite? 🧛🏻♂️
🎶 I thought I knew him well, I really couldn’t tell that he had ANOTHER LOVER on his mind…You see, it felt so right when he held me tight…How could I be so blind? But still you wonder, who’s CHEATIN‘ who, and who’s bein’ true? Who don’t even care anymore?It makes you wonder who’s doin’ right by someone tonight…And whose car is parked next door?…”Who’s Cheatin’ Who” – Charly McClain 1980
🧛🏻♂️ A spouse that gets caught cheating usually tries to hem and HEDGE,
‘Cause most times he is well aware that he’ll be on the ledge.
He might get coy and QUEASY, and try to plead his case,
But more times than not it won’t work…the guilt is on his face.
The DAILY course of married life does sometimes cause a fray,
But life is not all roses…doesn’t mean that one should stray…
He took a vow and there’s the part of “no man put asunder”,
He broke the vow and now he’s screwed ’cause she is gonna plunder.
And who can blame the one who’s wronged…who feels that she deserves,
The castles, cars and caskets…it was he who threw the curve.
So now lawyers will get richer as his new life he’ll EMBARK,
His fun is now all over, she’s no longer in the dark.
And he should save the trouble, it’s too late to beg and cry…
He opted for that nibble? Well now she will BLEED HIM DRY! 🧛🏻♂️
Starting our weekend off with pretty easy words for a Saturday, we once again seem to have a SPLIT decision…I was able to track down HEDGE, an entry from 02/03/15, and EMBARK from 09/23/18, but I’m having no luck finding our other two words. And while I’m not too surprised to be unable to find QUEASY, DAILY seems not only familiar, but being such a common word, one I thought for sure would be in the Archives. But I came up EMPTY with both. And it was QUEASY that made it a little UNEASY for one of the Early Birds. Ok, on our cartoon…
Sitting in an attorney’s office, today we find four unusual characters. DRACULA, his WIFE, BLOODY MARY and their respective lawyers, FRANK ENSTEINS-MONSTER, and someone I’m a little unsure of. Is it WOLFMAN with an exaggerated over-BITE, (CAT’S what I’m wondering) or MAGILLAH WEKILLYA? Or is it a WEREWOLF? It really seems like such a case of MIXED METAGORES...Anyway, perhaps one of you out there can do a better job of identification…If so, BITE me a line. The conversation today centers around Dracula’s infidelity, and how it’s now COUNT DOWN towards the finish line…His wife’s intention is to make him pay for the affair he had with the GHOUL NECKS DOOR. Let’s face it Folks, Mary felt the marriage was etched in stone, you know, she had a STAKE in this relationship, and just because Dracula couldn’t stick to the CRYPT, doesn’t mean she should stick her NECK out for him any longer…Uh uh…this time he BIT off a little more than he can chew…and for what? A nibble? Sure, that’s what he says now…But we all know he’s been ROMANIAn around for some time now…And it seems like it was all in VEIN…Anyway, Mary’s lawyer’s out for BLOOD. The Real Estate, the cars…(especially the IMPALER), and even the Caskets. (The man’s gonna end up de-COFFIN-ated)! So, in answer to our question? She’s going to…BLEED HIM DRY! HA! FANGS for another good one, David!
Ok, eye candy. As I mentioned earlier, I seem to have my wires CROSSed with all this. Let’s be FRANK…I know we’ve seen Mr. ENSTEINS-MONSTER’s face before. (Sans the square head), yet I can’t BOLT it down. But it’s definitely ZOMBODIE Jeff knows. And the brain insertion scar is a keeper. Mary’s hairdo is the iconic conical one worn by Elsa Lancaster when she played the Bride of Frankenstein. I mean…Who’s BOOing who here? But her two fangs are cute. And the hair showing from under her lawyers’ cuffs is another nice touch. But it’s hard to keep COUNT of these seemingly CROSS-over characters…So I think I’ll just go with the BLOOD Red Scarf wound around Mary’s NECK…COVENing up evidence of a love perhaps forBITTEN from the very start? Who knows?…The SHADOW KNOWS…Oh, wait…Wrong CRYPT...I mean script! So, There you have it Folks, Done. Have a great day, Everyone…And think twice before persuing those NIBBLES and BITS…On REFLECTION?…If could all just really SUCK…🧛🏻♂️🙋🏻