SOKKI = KIOSK
FROYT = FORTY
LEESAW = WEASEL
PRAROU = UPROAR
WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHTING THE FUSES FOR ALL THE 4TH OF JULY PYROTECHNIC DISPLAYS, – – –
IK FR WSE OR = FIRE WORKS
Good Morning, Everyone! 🇺🇸 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!🇺🇸
🎶Baby you’re a FIREWORK…Come on let your colors BURST…Make ’em go “Oh, oh, oh!”..As you SHOOT across the sky-y-y… You just gotta IGNITE the light…And let it shine…Just own the night…Like the FOURTH OF JULY…🎶 – “Firework” – Katy Perry 2010
💥 Today’s the day we celebrate America’s Birthday,
And more than FORTY states have made it legal to display,
All kinds of Fireworks, the ones for private use I mean…
Although for sure tonight they’ll all be heard and all be seen.
In some states there’s a KIOSK, you can shop and get your fill,
In other states like NY, it’s illegal but bought still…
A rocket like a WEASEL, explosives just like snakes.
And streets are in an UPROAR… til the cops get there and take…
And then your money’s up in smoke, and you feel like a jerk…
Illegal is illegal…Stick to Macy’s FIRE WORKS!💥
FORTY? Can it be? I searched and searched…to no avail…No FORTY did I see! Once more, what can I say? Is it new? It sure looks that way…but just like a NUMBER of our other recent words that seem to be BURSTING upon the scene…I just don’t get it! FORTY acres and a mule? FORTY and Fabulous? FORTY winks? How’d FORTY manage to avoid detection all this time? Well, I guess it’s NUMBER’S up, because here it is today…Our other three? KIOSK last stood up on 04/28/17, WEASEL snuck in quite recently on 03/03/19, and UPROAR last shouted out to us on 11/18/18. And while it didn’t cause an UPROAR this morning, it did stump 2 of the Early Birds. Ok…FIRED UP, Folks? No..not yet? Hmm…Well maybe our cartoon will LIGHT some FIRE under us all…
Today we’re seeing a typical American scene…4th of July outdoors at night. The grills may have cooled, but the Fireworks displays are just heating up…We find our two characters, ROCKY and SHELLy about to start the night off with a BANG. Looking to LIGHT their “Red, White and Boom!!! canister, which is really black with gold lettering, Rocky finds that his small lighter has run out of fuel. But Shelly comes to the rescue. Holding a wand candle lighter, he’s like..”Here, BIC mine”…and he’s ready to inFUSE with his help. So with the FLAME aglow, he’s about to set FIRE to the FUSE in Rocky’s hand. And good thing he doesn’t have a SHORT FUSE! …So in answer to our question…When it comes to LIGHTING the fuses? …FIRE WORKS! WHEEL, WHEEL…Good one. David! A BANG-up job!
Eye candy? A few blackened silhouetted figures at back. It looks to be a man and a woman, seated with their son and pig-tailed daughter, and another male standing, shielding his ears from the noise. Rocky, long haired with a soul patch, is clad in cut-off jeans, a black T-shirt depicting an white eagle, a red cap depicting a star, and black sandals. And Shelly sports a white American Flag Tee, black shorts, a red visor, and blue sandals. But the STAR of this show has to the huge Pyrotechnic Canister sitting safely on a red brick platform…It’s a BLAST! So, There you have it Folks…Done! Have a great day, Everyone! …And keep in mind…It’s your PYROgative to shoot off FIREWORKS…just be safe. Nobody needs to go out with a BANG…💥🙋🏻
And for those who’d rather sit home and watch the show...Pyro Spectaculars and Macy’s are hard at work making this year’s 4th of July FIREWORKS extravaganza come to life…Check it out…
Wishing Everyone a safe and 💥 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! Enjoy! 💥
🎶Come On Baby, Light My Fire🎶. – The Doors” 1967
And may 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸 Today and every day!