RUJEIN = INJURE
UCONKL = UNLOCK
TOSHMO = SMOOTH
LIDAMS = DISMAL
BLGOEB = GOBBLE
DAHWOS = SHADOW
CARTOON ANSWER:
THE EMPLOYEE WHO WAS ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK, TIKTOK, ETC. WAS FIRED BECAUSE OF ALL HER – – –
INR NCK OT IS GOL AOW = SOCIAL “NOTWORKING”
Jumble Answers
Help and Solution to the Daily Jumble Puzzle!
Good Morning, Everyone… 📵THE SOCIAL FLUTTER-BYE! 📵
🎶 Are you ready for a little CHAT in a song about THE INTERNET…It’s the story about a SOCIAL DOOR you’ve never seen before…If you wanna BE SEEN BY EVERYONE…Wanna be in the dream and have some fun…If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look…..🎶…”The Social Network Song” – Valentina Monetta 2012 https://tinyurl.com/2rxu92ue
📵A line is forming out the door, things are so far from SMOOTH,
Making things worse this employee’s quite lazy besides rude…
Her employer has tried her best to UNLOCK common sense,
To no avail…the girl appears to be completely dense…
She’ll GOBBLE up a donut in the SHADOW of her station,
Her nonchalance continues to INJURE her reputation
Enough’s enough she’s being told, all duties she’s been shirking…
A DISMAL future’s looming…thanks to her SOCIAL “NOTWORKING”! 📵
SOCIAL NETWORKING…Today BLENDed with Coffee…Ok, I’ll DRINK to that!
You know the old saying…”There’s no business like SLOW business”…literally…No business…if the one who should be BREWing certain things doesn’t give a hill of BEANS about the customers….Am I right? Of course I am….POUR service like this? The place’ll never get off the GROUND…
Ok…So….Today we find Jeff…wearing one of his favorite LIGHT weight “Spikeball” T-shirts… https://tinyurl.com/2xjuzfb9 …along with two other probably already LATTE for work customers, standing by idly with sUMBER, disgruntled ESPRESSOS on their MUGS… as business GRINDS to a halt at the “Roast & Toast”. And we see our girl of the SOUR, HARLEY B. WORKING, doing just that…living up to her name. You’d think she’d PERK up a little, seeing that line of customers, but it looks like there’s just no getting BREW to this girl. She’s totally MILKing it and livin’ la vida MOCHA, https://tinyurl.com/43s7727b busily texting away on Social MEDIUM, I mean Media. https://tinyurl.com/2p8rseue …But today, she’s just PRESSED her luck too far…and her boss, Ariana GRANDE, has had her FILL. She tried giving her a SHOT, but now tells Harley that she’s BEAN putting up with her insolence and BLENDing the rules long enough…and today she’s just FRAPPE out of luck…Social Networking https://tinyurl.com/y24exkwd is one thing…but SOCIAL “NOTWORKING”…well that’s just the BITTER end…and in her MILDest CREAMS, it’ll be imPOTSible to keep her employed any longer. It’s just all LEAD up to GROUNDS for dismissal…Funny thing though…Do we see any BREW-hooing with Harley? Not a DROP…She’s COLD as ICE…And her OILY concern is still updating her status…Wonder if she’ll now FILTER it down to read…”BEAN there…fell FLAT”…
So…There you have it Folks…Done. Have a good one. Be well, be kind, stay safe…And I’ll leave you with a little Italian Coffee humor…There was a boy, Franco, born to a pair of Italian https://tinyurl.com/yky5rezf baristas. Spending so many hours in the family’s cafe, and being extraordinarily associative, inevitably it wasn’t long before his entire vocabulary became centered around what the patrons of the coffee house would order. As he grew older though, both he and his parents realized that this was no way to function, so they hired a speech pathologist to find a way past his strange mental block, and expand his vocabulary. He began private lessons, and soon was able to join a small study group of other children. One of their first joint exercises was reciting the alphabet, and after a while the specialist handed each child a paper, asking them to write the alphabet by memory. Franco wrote…A B C D E F G H I J K L M N P Q R S T U V W X Y Z…and handed in his paper. But as soon as he’d done so, his face reddened, and he felt a sinking feeling in his stomach, prompting one of the other children to ask what was wrong. Embarrassed, Franco answered…”AFFOGATO”…So much for wishful DRINKING, huh? 📵☕️🙋🏻♀️
…AND IN OTHER WORDS…🔠🙋🏻♀️
INJURE: Last used – 08/14/20 https://tinyurl.com/4mn4vtx6
UNLOCK: Last used – 06/21/21 https://tinyurl.com/ytyzz9ey
SMOOTH: Last used – 10/31/22 https://tinyurl.com/ycx72hr8
DISMAL: Last used – 07/31/21 https://tinyurl.com/yckmc94p
GOBBLE: Last used – 04/27/15 https://tinyurl.com/45wm7c23
SHADOW: Last used – 05/31/22 https://tinyurl.com/4v6pnnrm
…ANAGRAM HISTORY…🔠🙋🏻♀️
RUJEIN: New anagram
UCONKL: New anagram
TOSHMO: New anagram
LIDAMS: New anagram
BLGOEB: New anagram
DAHWOS: New anagram
🤷🏻♂️He tried keeping up by SOCIAL NETWORKING, but being on disability had begun to take its toll, and he hated his days now…he’d awaken, SMOOTH out his bed, GOBBLE down some breakfast, UNLOCK the back door to grab his paper…all the while so careful not to INJURE himself again, and more or less face the same old boring, DISMAL day… a SHADOW of the man he once was…🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️”You’ll INJURE your reputation, you’ll UNLOCK a bag of tricks,
You might think that you’re SMOOTH now, but the woman only picks…
From men with heavy wallets, and she’ll GOBBLE up your cash,
And leave you in a heartbeat…trust me…all within a flash
Your life then will be DISMAL…in her SHADOW you’ll be lurking…
Take my advice be cautious dating through SOCIAL NETWORKING…
📵If the goal is to earn one a buck,
There’s no way to succeed if you shuck…
Off all your duties,
And just act so carefree…
‘Cause you’ll soon see you’re quite out of luck…📵
🤷🏻♀️Harley…she got her foot in the door,
But her work ethic? Extremely poor…
She was given a chance,
To better enhance…
Performance…but shirked every chore!🤷🏻♀️
☕️🍮Seems like trouble was brewed from the start,
Our girl Harley…she’s not all that smart…
Failed to put her phone down,
See the customers frown?
While awaiting coffee and a tart?🍮☕️
🤷🏻♀️Ariana told her to shape up,
“Take a pot…and then fill up a cup…
You just can’t stand and text,
You’ve got me so perplexed…
You were hired to be my backup”! 🤷🏻♀️
🦋 Bottom line…this can’t last anymore,
Ariana shows Harley the door…
And Social Butterfly?
She was bid a goodbye…
With behavior too much to endure…🦋
Had to give up on this one. Unscrambled all the letters okay but didn’t see the answer. Marsha had done it earlier and gave me a clue or two…to no avail. After seeing the answer, it seems fairly solvable, but I’ll have to wait until Monday to try again. A morning highlight was your Italian Barista story !!
LOL! ☕️🙋🏻♀️
Hello jumbler baseball fans – I’m off the Blue Jay game today. Raining a bit here so the dome will be closed. I’ll see if I can come up with a limerick on the train.
It should have been something like “constant networking” o
r “online watching”.Social notworking??? Are these millennials that come up with this parc?? Lol
Social NETworking? NOT working? One needn’t be a millennial to make the connection…and the quotation marks let us know a play on words would be used in the solve…There is no pun with “constant networking” or “online watching” …🙋🏻♀️
Thanks for your very excellent explanation…I am always amazed at the author’s puns, and how cute they are, just teetering on the edge of convention. I.E.until you see the quotation marks !!
YW…Gotta pay attention to those quotation marks! 😉🙋🏻♀️
As usual too many letters in the Sunday puzzle for me to have a successful Jumble Sunday. I got the anagrams and the first word ‘social’ for the cartoon solution but omitted an ‘O’ for the ‘notworking’ solution in my writing down the anagram letters. As I said , too many letters for me to have a successful Sunday Jumble day!
Good morning. Today was a tough day for me. Not one word came to me in a flash. It took some time to get all the words but I at least accomplished that part. The second half was another story though. I had no clue and finally gave up. I could have been on it all night and still never have gotten it. Until tomorrow take care.