Jumble Answers for 09/24/2017

TUWOTI – OUTWIT

ASULRW – WALRUS

RIFYAL – FAIRLY

RUPYLE – PURELY

CAFEED – DEFACE

THILGC – GLITCH

CARTOON ANSWER:

AFTER BEING DEALT A ROYAL FLUSH, THE POKER PLAYER HAD A :

OTARSFAIPLEDCEGH – GREAT DEAL OF CHIPS

♦️I like the sound a shuffle makes, I even like the feel
Of holding cards within my hands before I make the deal
I like the glossy red and white, the pips a shiny black
I deal real fast, I call the cards, I’ve developed quite a knack
But sometimes if a new seats’s filled, I often get a glance
While dealing with my left hand while I play the game of chance
I shake it off, I’m not deterred, I let the cards unfurl…
‘Cause being “Lefty’s” not the rub…The rub’s that I’m a girl! ♦️

POKER playing! Where trying to PURELY OUTWIT your opponents can be FAIRLY easy, as long as there isn’t a GLITCH, like a DEFACEd deck of cards. I love a good game of POKER! And I loved today’s puzzle. The words were easy BETS, I could TELL the minute I CHECKed them OUT; and I BLINDly went through them real FAST. I just wanted to RUNNER RUNNER STRAIGHT to that cartoon, and get ALL IN. Jeff’s DRAWing gives us a POKER TABLE, and there’s NO LIMIT to it’s ACTION! The one player, wearing the Jumble CAP, is like…”COME, HAND me the CHIPS”! He’s just been DEALT a ROYAL FLUSH, and it’s PAYd OFF big! As he RAKEs in all the CHIPS, the other players are a little BURNed up, because he’s TOKEn everyone’s money! And he now has a “GREAT DEAL OF CHIPS”! And we have the solution! With a great pun, as a little SIDE POT! You hit the JACKPOT, Guys! Oh, eye candy. ODDS have it, that at least a PAIR of the players are “real” people. I don’t know who they REPRESENT, but maybe one of you can make the CALL. I just know that the pink Breast Cancer Awareness Ribbon is a HIT with me.
So, that’s it Folks, done!…I’d love to stay and discuss POKER, but I’m expecting a FULL HOUSE today, and I’m UNDER THE GUN. This POST is way too long, there’s no TIME to edit…and I’m still eating a donut that’s TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. And…my coffee’s RUN COLD…It’s just not STACKing up to be the greatest day. I think my BEST BET may be to FOLD…And you know that never SUITS me…I don’t even like to FOLD my laundry…
Have a great day, Everyone! I hope you’re all DEALT a WINNING HAND!
PS: WALRUS? It was a FLOP! 🎶”You gotta know when to hold ’em..know when to fold ’em…Know when to WALK AWAY”🎶
♥️♦️🙋🏻