Jumble Answers for 06/30/2018

GEWIH – WEIGH

FNEOT – OFTEN

YUFTAL – FAULTY

BEEEFL – FEEBLE

CARTOON ANSWER: WITH THE OIL FIELD DEPLETED, THEY SHUT DOWN OPERATIONS. BUT THE OWNER WAS –  – –

WE   O   FL   FL   =   WELL OFF

Good Morning, Everyone!     💰 OIL’S WELL…THAT ENDS WELL 💰

🎶 There’s a million OIL RIGS pumping that black gold all over the world…Sheiks and cowboy billionaires, in limousines loaded with sparkling girls….But money can’t buy happiness, just listen to the stories they tell…All you need to really succeed in life is ONE GOOD WELL… It takes ONE GOOD WELL, deep and ever flowing, It takes ONE GOOD WELL,  to draw from night and day…Pure and fine it’s yours and mine and it’s always enough…We got ONE GOOD WELL overflowing with everlasting love…🎶 “One Good Well” – Don Williams 1989

💰 I’d like to own an Oil Well…I OFTEN give it thought,
A nice gift it would be for sure, ’cause definitely not self-bought…
I think that if I WEIGH my odds, and play my cards just right,
And not make any FAULTY moves to underscore my fight.
Then maybe I could be like this…A Baron of the fields,
And get so rich and laissez-faire about all that it wields…
But then I stir and turn around and see I’ve been asleep,
I wake my other telling him again that dream did creep…
He looks up and with FEEBLE half-drawn eyes he quietly scoffs…
“You keep this up? Well trust me…you won’t hardly be WELL OFF“! 💰

LOL! WELL, a girl can dream, can’t she? And if you’re gonna dream? May as WELL dream big, is OIL I’m saying! So what if they’re all just PIPE dreams? Ok, reality…This has really been a week of easy, breezy-no one’s getting queasy Jumbles, wouldn’t you say? A little tic here or there, but for the most part… A WELLth of puzzle pleasure, with today being no exception. All Sweet Repeats, the only fault perhaps lying with FAULTY. On to our cartoon…At an OIL FIELD we’re listening to the conversation between the OWNER, Mr. GREENMEANS, and his foreman, DERRICK. The FIELD’s gone Belly Up, and Derrick’s telling the BOSS-man how sorry he is…But instead of Mr. Greenmeans having a CRUDE awakening, he just answers, very RESERVED….”It’s ok, because I’m so…WELL OFF! Well I’ll be.. POUR me a glass of that Texas Tea…You’ve STRUCK BLACK GOLD once again, Dave! Good one!
So, eye candy…We got Mr. G’s Belt Buckle: Longhorn Steer, Oil Rig, Wrench…His Bolo Tie Slide, an OIL WELL…And the ubiquitous 10-Gallon Hat...FLOWING fashion sense. An there’s OIL RIGS that ADD UP to six…His car sports a Cowhide Longhorn Ornament lying upon the grill..But I’m going with Mr. G’s License Plate:DINOMNY”!  I guess it doesn’t get any BIGGER than that! So, There you have it, Folks! Done! Have a great day, Everyone…And OILways remember the DRILL…No PIPE dreams allowed! 💰🙋🏻

 

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