XTOCI – TOXIC

RUYRH – HURRY

SLUBEH – BUSHEL

DUNOFE – FONDUE

CARTOON ANSWER: TRYING TO PUTT WITH SO MANY GEESE 

ON THE GREEN WAS – – –

TOIRRBSHFDE = FOR THE BIRDS

Good Morning, Everyone!          🏌 TEE For FLEW? 🏌

🎶The problem is all in your backswing, it’s plain to see, you’ll hit the ball much further if you’ll swing more easily. If you will let me show you, I can help you break ninety…You’ll find that GOLF is Such an Easy Game. You gotta putt like Jack, charge like Arnie, swing it smooth just like Ernie. Be like Ben and dig your game out of range…Be Dalyesque and crush that driver, concentrate just like Tiger…You’ll find that GOLF is Such an Easy Game…🎶

⛳️🏌I’d say maybe the last five years in the New York confines
Walking in certain areas, you look out for “land mines”…
An influx of these geese has hit and and it’s TOXIC to me
Since you could fill a BUSHEL with the “things” that you may see…
They travel in formation, in a V, not in a U
(I’ve used that line so that I could get rid of the FONDUE)
From parks to cemeteries, the golf course and the beach
You walk precariously because the geese are right in reach…
They’re never in a HURRY, making you the one to tarry
I’m wondering if this can be a problem too for Harry?
It’s he and Paul who speak of golf, I’m pretty sure you’ve heard…
One truly loves the game…but to the other? FOR THE BIRDS! 🏌⛳️

If you were in a HURRY to FLY through today’s words, BUSHEL may have made you see Blue, instead of GREEN. Did you MISREAD that one? Did you CHOKE? Sure, we’ve seen today’s words beFORE, PUTT the letter SETUPs seem all new. And the SCRAMBLEing? DEAD on. They could have STEERed us in the wrong direction, but with a little fancy FOOTWORK, we got AWAY. Ok, let’s get a GRIP, get into the GROOVE, and BOGEY on down over to our puzzle…We find ourselves on a GOLF COURSE, perhaps in NASSAU, NY. Have you ever been? Nice area, although a little OUT-OF-BOUNDS of the city LINE. We see two GOLFERS, HOOK MULLIGAN (who OPEN FACEd, resembles Dave..Hmm a MATCH)? PLAYing with a SENIOR, IRON BYRON. They’re having trouble PLAYING THROUGH, because a gaggle of Geese has WEDGED its way onto the GREEN. Yes, Geese. Not EAGLES or TURKEYS, Folks, these BIRDIES are Geese! And here they are, walking UP AND DOWN, WAGGLEing their feathers, and just making things practically UNPLAYABLE. Take a look at HOOK’s  TOE. The Goose is almost giving him a SCRATCH…GOLFERs surely don’t need this…It’s really ROUGH. It could definitely DRIVE you crazy! Where’d they all come from? Were they RELEASEd from a wildlife preserve, or did they just POP-UP out of nowhere? Anyway, HOOK is saying…”GIMME a BREAK”, while IRON BOUNCEs BACK with..”I can’t see the HOLE, how’m I ‘gonna SWING“? (OK, so I inFRINGEd a little…)! The question asks…PUTT was it? It was…”FOR THE BIRDS“! DRIVE this one home! We got a ZINGER! Good job, Guys. MAJOR kudos, I DIVOT a 10! Ok, enough CUTting up…I was getting CARRYed aSWAY there…I’m ready for the eye CADDIE….I can see a HOLE on the BACK NINE, but it’s FLAGging in my opinion. There’s some sort of structure off to the right, but I’m STYMIEd…Is it the CLUB HOUSE, a DORMIE HOUSE, or just a SWEET SPOT Jeff decided to DRAW? TBT, it’d be a BARE (faced) LIE if I said I knew. I’m going to go with the eyes of the Goose in the FOREfront. Set up there in his SKULL? He’s loving the HOLE thing…FAT CHANCE he didn’t plan this SIT in! So, There you have it Folks, Done! GOOD? GOOD!
Have a great day, Everyone! I think I’m ready for a cup of TEE and HALF a donut. Or maybe just the HOLE IN ONE. And today?…May the FORES be with you! 🏌🙋🏻