TFOINY – NOTIFY

VTRIED – DIVERT

GEWLAG – WAGGLE

RRHEAD – HARDER

DONORI – INDOOR

MOLARN – NORMAL

CARTOON ANSWER: THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE

BOULEVARD’S NEW MEDIAN. IT WAS JUST – – – 

TFDERALEHDIDOOM = MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD

Good Morning, Everyone!       🚧  DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A MEDIAN?  🚧

🎶 Then throw me…Smack dab in the MIDDLE…Oh, I want to be smack dab in the MIDDLE…Ahhhhh, now boys you can see why I want to be smack dab in the MIDDLE now…So I can rock and roll to satisfy my soul🎶

🚧 Soon as looking at the puzzle, the answer came to me
So obvious the median the clue to what would be…
I didn’t wiggle WAGGLE, attention not DIVERT
Maybe it would be HARDER if I didn’t see the dirt.
The brick and sod seem NORMAL, cause right now I’m in the midst
Of renovating property and sod is on the list
I feel there’s always something new I find to NOTIFY
The person that I’ve hired for the job…this poor nice guy
I’ve changed my mind so many times his patience I am sure
Must wear thin, as I’m now blending the outside with INDOOR…
I think I’ve finally gotten it, I’ve designed my abode
And rest assured no one will say it’s MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! 🚧

I don’t think any of today’s words are deal BREAKers, but if I had to SPLIT them up, I guess I’d choose NOTIFY and DIVERT as the HARDER words. I could be wrong, you may have chosen others…You know, the GRASS is always GREENer, etc. All in all, great anagrams for a Sunday. Ok, our cartoon…Today, Jeff’s DRIVEN us to the BOULEVARD of BROKEN SEAMS, as a MEDIAN is being installed. Nothing earth SHATTERing, just your run of the mill MEDIAN. The dialogue tells us that the male architect, BRICK, is ruminating over the lack of money for some landscaping. The female architect, Rhoda, who goes by the nickname ROADIE, we see was happy enough to draw the LINE at SOD. So, it won’t TURN OUT to be a work of art, but it’ll do its PART. Anyway, our question asks..What the MEDIAN was..It was just..MIDDLEOF THE ROAD! And that’s the LONG and SHORT of it, Folks! Good one, David! ROCK SOLID. Ok, the eye candy…Hmm..not much here to PAVE the way…A few buildings, some TRAFFIC CONES, a WHEELBARROW of sod, some TRAFFIC lights, the workman, laying the sod….I think I’ll just overRIDE the candy today…yea, I’ll PASS. So, There you gave it Folks, Done! Have a great day, Everyone. And take nothing for GRANITE…🚧🙋🏻