Jumble Answers for 06/23/2018






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Good Morning, Everyone!                    ☕️ déjà BREW....☕️

🎶 I’m feeling mighty lonesome…Haven’t slept a wink, I walk the floor and watch the door…And in between I drink…BLACK COFFEE…Love’s a hand me down BREW…I’ll never know a Sunday…In this here weekday room…🎶

☕️ So coffee shops are back to back, and something’s in the air…
You have to wonder why Shop Two would choose to open there.
We know about location, the key to doing well…
But LOGIC tells us coffee is something that always sells.
These women stand and JABBER  about how they’re not amused…
That competition came so close…their ego’s sure are bruised.
Retaliation’s on their minds, as thoughts in their minds TWINE, 
But is it right to REDUCE Mr. Bean to coffee grinds?
I hope they can make peace with this…it’s not worth what’s ensuing…
Perhaps sit down and have a cup before there’s TROUBLE BREWING? ☕️

Early Saturday morning and a cup of COFFEE. Who amongst us can’t relate?
Even when forced to switch to DECAF, we still drink our COFFEE before starting out on that daily GRIND. It just PERKS one up…As did today’s words…SWEET Repeats, with JABBER, perhaps being the hardest to SWALLOW. Not seen since late 2015, it opens with the word BRA, yet that’s not really giving us much support now, is it? But going with the B and the B...it was easier to see, and Voila! MADE and FORMED! So, despite our words being STRONG anagrams all…DECANT stand in our WHEY…Ok, let’s KETTLE down, and get our solution! Today Jeff’s SPILLED the BEANS as to what goes on when COFFEE people get HEATED and dePRESSed! They threaten to TAMPER with another’s mans business! Finding ourselves out on a city street, we see two women, LATTE and AU LAITne, COOLing their heels outside their COFFEE SHOP, “CAFFEINATION.” A rival business, “MR BEAN“, has just opened up right next door to them, and they’re not taking it LIGHTly!  Determined to hit the GROUND running, in an all out battle, they intend to ruin this guy. AU LAITne even threatens to use Social Media to “post” that MR BEAN uses inSIPid BEANS, and serves BITTER COFFEE! Obviously not willing to URN the other cheek, they seem determined to fight this to the BITTER end…Let’s face it , Folks…These are not FRAPPE women! And I must say, that this whole thing just seems to leave a bad TASTE in my mouth!….So when our question asks what there was when another Shop opened….There was…TROUBLE BREWING! Now that’s SOYtenly a good one, David! AU LAIT! AU LAIT!

Ok, eye candy…Through CAFFEINATION’s window, we see a barista, filling a standard large sized take-away disposable cup of COFFEE from an URN. A sole female patron is seen sitting by the window, enjoying a BREW. Next door, at MR BEAN, we see a rather hipster-looking dude, sporting a man bun, a banded beard, and a T-Shirt emblazoned with whom I believe to be TEDDY from the British TV sitcom, MR BEAN, starring Rowan Atkinson. It seems to allude to a connection, but I’m not sure, since the show has never BEAN my cup of tea. I also found a Mr. bean (small b) COFFEE SHOP located in Colorado, but the place is touted as having comfy chairs, and from the looks of the straight-back chair and the man seated drinking inside, it just doesn’t BLEND. Getting back to the barista, he really has a big grin on his MUG…And his COFFEE SET UP is an elaborate MIXTURE of Bunsen burners reminiscent of a laboratory! Also, I should note that he’s using what appear to be CERAMIC Eco-friendly CUPS , the kind we would use at home. And since he’s holding one aloft, with his mouth agape, he may be either BLOWING on it, (since Jeff has shown a good amount of STEAMy vapors emanating from it), in an attempt to COOL it for himself…or he’s in the PROCESS of calling out someone’s name for a COUNTER PICK UP….Again, it’s all leaving me out in the COLD. So if anyone out there can put BREW and BREW together, and make sense of it all? Please do, since there’s just so much I can MILK from it…And as a reSILT, I think I’ll just skip the candy altogether, instead of POURING over this any longer, in an attempt to ESPRESSO myself. So, There you have it, Folks! Done! Have a great day, Everyone! And I leave you with something SUMATRA might have said…🎶Do BEAN do be do…🎶 ☕️🙋🏻