HAPLSS – SPLASH

ANGEGE –ENGAGE

ISNIOV – VISION

FORETF – EFFORT

APOUTI – UTOPIA

CCHEIT – HECTIC

CARTOON ANSWER: THE MASSAGE WOULD BE OVER AFTER SOME – – – 

SHENGSINFOTUIHIC –     FINISHING TOUCHES

Good Morning, Everyone!         👐🏻 “ON THE OTHER HAND….” 👐🏻

🎶Lie beside me on the sand, put some lotion in your hand, Come on and make me feel nice, N’ Kiss me once or twice. Say you love me again…And RUB it in, RUB it in…RUB it in, RUB it in. I feel the tingle begin, you’re gettin’ under my skin…RUB it in, RUB it in…🎶

👐🏻👐🏻Who doesn’t love the pampering that comes with gentle hands
Massages are amazing things that make one feel so grand.
Relaxing on a table, some lotion with a SPLASH
I usually can fall asleep as quickly as a dash.
I leave behind the HECTIC pace, just block it from my VISION,
As a masseuse ENGAGEs into it with such precision.
I feel my body drain of stress, no EFFORT does it take
Transported to UTOPIA…until time to awake…
I leave there swearing to reform, to stop the crazy rushes,
I try to make it last as long as those sweet FINISHING TOUCHES.👐🏻👐🏻

Sunday words. Great anagrams, nothing to RUB us the wrong way. Maybe Hectic caused you a slight tic. On to our cartoon. Today Jeff gives us a MASSAGE parlor. Thank God, it’s a table, and not a stable! I was so worried we’d be back on that Farm, and ROLFING could be worse! The Masseuse  is asking her client how she’s feeling, stating that they’re almost DONE. The client saying…..”I have to HAND it to you, you…OH YEA, RIGHT THERE...”! Well, not verbatim, but you get my drift. C’mon, it was HUMERUS! It’s obvious from the dialogue and the look on the clients face, that she came to the right place. Definitely a site for sore THIGHS. The puzzle reminded me of an experience I had with massage therapy a while ago. I was going every week, for this PAIN in my NECK. “KNOT a problem” they told me…”We’ll get rid of that for you…” But it was still there. And then it dawned on me, that I was leaving him at home…Turned out the guy was just a REIKI KNEADED to go for me TIBIA ok. He was just a real MASSAGEonist. Just a little past TENSE story. But, I diSTRESS. Anyway, the MASSAGE here today, is that with all the PRESSURE we have in our lives, it pays to get a MASSAGE once in awhile. Back, neck, etc. Just be sure to pick a reputable place. Especially for Toes. Yes, toes. Be careful there. My friends recommended a place called “Five Toes”, but I had a feeling something was A FOOT, so I didn’t go in. Beware of the Peer PRESSURE. Ok, the solution… Our question states that the MASSAGE will soon be OVER after some…FINISHING TOUCHES! Very cute , Guys! Actually, today it might even be called a HANDsome finish! So, eye candy. Again today, there’s KNOT much in the graphic. A little Cactus plant, and one of those Waterfall sound machines. But I’m choosing the women today. Both blonde, and the only one wearing clothes is in purple. KNEAD I say more?
So, There you have it Folks, Done!   Have a great day, Everyone…                                 And just a a final thought…A lot has been going on today with harassment in the workplace. Any man who TOUCHES a woman’s leg, is guilty of MASSAGE a KNEE, and any woman who does the same to a man, is KNOT playing fair either. I don’t know what we’ll KNEAD to do to work the KINKS out, but we definitely KNEAD some kind of rules…👐🏻🙋🏻

VALCO – VOCAL

LAURR – RURAL

DOLYNF – FONDLY

GALEGH – HAGGLE

CARTOON ANSWER:

WHEN THE FARMER CRITICIZED HIS NEIGHBOR’S CORN CROP, HE GOT – – –

ALURFNAE = AN EARFUL

Good Morning, Everyone!           🌽 EAR we go again! 🌽

🎶 EAR I go again, I hear those trumpets blow again, all aglow again…
Taking a chance on love. EAR I slide again, about to take that ride again,
Starry eyed again… Taking a chance on love..🎶

🌽🌽 You know I’m very VOCAL, I talk a mean blue streak
So you know I’m going to ask…Dave, two days in one week?
And last week we did two days too, I FONDLY can recall
What is it with this Farm Fetish, Dave would you tell us all?
I’m not known as a HAGGLEr, not one to make a scene,
But all these RURAL puzzles? Just what could all this mean?
Whatever is the reason, today we’re doing Corn
I’m looking at two Corn Farmers, this cold and early morn.
I’ll give you a quick lesson, from bottom to the top
There’s roots and stalks and ears and husks, all parts of this corn crop
Then silk and leaves and at the crown, tassels…Oh, what a thrill…
Now we all know this Corny stuff…now you have AN EARFUL! 🌽🌽

Ok, I’m CORNvinced somethings going on…But whatever it is, I’ve a COB to do here, so…Today’s words, nothing new, but Haggle may have you haggling…On to our cartoon. As I said above, I’m a little aMAIZEd that we’re still on the Farm. Ok, it’s not animals today, but MEALIE, Guys? It’s getting a little EARie, no? Whatever. Jeff’s giving us two Farmers, in a CORNFIELD, haggling over some Corn. Actually, it looks like they’re dueling, doesn’t it? On LARD? Maybe we have the retired KERNEL PONE, and his nemesis, LieutenDENT NUBBIN. (Humor me, Folks, I’m up to my EARS with this CORN). So they’ve carried their old desire to CREAM one another back to the Farm. Personally, I think they’re both FLAKES, really, but what do I SOW? You know I’m from Brooklyn, and this is all CROP to me. But I might as well make it a little intEAResting, no? Oh, No? Alright, SHUCKS, I’ll just CAN it. Anyway, one Farmer takes ofFENCE, and he gives the other…”AN EARFUL”!  Boom! Pass the butter, they’ve SLIPped us a SWEET One! Good COB, Guys! Ok, the eye candy. Really not much to STALK about. I don’t think OIL PICK anything today. MAIZEy another time…

So, There you have it Folks, Done!!
Have a great day, Everyone! And EARS looking at you, Kid! 🌽🙋🏻

COEUN – OUNCE

FINKE – KNIFE

DDOCEE – DECODE

TZYLIG – GLITZY

CARTOON ANSWER:

HE COULDN’T BELIEVE THE YOUNG GOAT COULD TALK, THEN THE 

YOUNG GOAT SAID – – – 

OUKNIODITY = I KID YOU NOT

Good Morning, Everyone!        🐐 Here we GOAT again! 🐐

🎶How ya gonna keep ’em down on the FARM after they’ve seen Paree’?How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway?…Jazzin’ around and paintin’ the town? How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery. They’ll never want to see a rake or plow, and who the deuce can parleyvous a cow? How ya gonna keep ’em down on the FARM, after they’ve seen Paree’?🎶

🐐🐐 So we’re back at the FARM, and I can’t help but think
That a goat’s got Dave’s goat…Catch my drift? Wink, Wink…
Some obsession perhaps brings us here once again
Will we DECODE the mystery..Who, What, Where, When?
Nothing GLITZY to see, just an OUNCE of goat grain
Being spilt on the ground as the goat does exclaim..
That he’d rather some greens, maybe watching his weight,
So that it’ll be easier to fit through that gate?
I think what we see here is our Billy the Kid…
And he’s missing his Dad, who went off of the grid.
What a KNIFE to his heart the escape must have been!
So he’s raising his voice and he says with a grin…
That he got the call back, a career this goat’s got
On AMERICAN BRIDLE…and I KID YOU NOT! 🐐🐐

So, how ARE we going to keep ’em down on the FARM? You know how it is. They start talking, and the next thing you know…they’re out that gate! Learning new words every day..Like ours today. Maybe Glitzy’s a new one, but the others we’ve been FED before. So, our cartoon. SOOEY! Oh, only pigs? What do I know, I’m from Brooklyn! BUTT, we’re back on the farm, and I have to say; for this city girl? This is a lot of BULL! Jeff’s showing us another FARMER in the QUELL, dealing with this animal insurgence! The goat’s giving him lip, and the chicken can’t hide her EGGScitement! The poor guy is practically knocked off his FEED! He thinks he’s on one of those hidden game shows, BUTT no; it’s just an eGOATistical animal saying, “MANURE standing in my WHEY…HOOF feels like eating this slop every day? I’m PASTURE simple WHEYS, and it’s time I’m HERD. So, ALPACA my bags, and I’m gone”! Well, maybe not in those EGGSact words, but you get my drift. Don’t worry, I GOAT this UDDER control, really. I just enjoy making up these BARN YARNS! Ok. So, the YOUNG GOAT…(Notice we’re reading it twice)? is saying,…”I KID YOU NOT”! Good one, Dave! Drop the FEED again, and pass the SALAD forks, we got a winner, winner, CHICKEN DINNER! Well, you know we’re not eating CROW. Or GOAT, for that matter! AnyWHEY, the eye candy. Not much to see….BUTT I think I’ll HORN in on the farmers SHOOS. He’s got little holes UDDER both of them. Great detail, Jeff! Kudos! Oh, you don’t see it? Tell you what. How about taking a look on-line? Yea, GOATEE it there, ok? So, There you gave it Folks, Done!
Have a great day, Everyone! And don’t let anyone get your GOAT today. WOOL be better off giving them the CHICKEN anyway. HEN they could just CLUCK off…🐐 🙋🏻

PORAN – APRON

SITOH – HOIST

RETVDI – DIVERT

CRAEDA – ARCADE

CARTOON ANSWER:

HE WANTED TO BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF A PAY INCREASE BUT

WAS AFRAID TO – – –

APOHISTIETRCE – RAISE THE TOPIC

Good Morning, Everyone!             💵   PAY- MEANT! 💴

🎶WORKIN‘ 9 to 5…What a way to make a livin, barely gettin by, it’s all takin
and no givin. They just use your mind, and they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you…crazy if you let it..🎶

💵💵 The palm tree in today’s cartoon sure makes a real nice touch
As I sit here and listen to the winds blowing so much…
There’s branches on the APRON of my driveway that I see
The winds are HOISTing them around..it’s only half past three..
I’m trying to DIVERT my thoughts away from this big storm…
It seems that severe weather has now become the norm.
Outside my ARCADE look alike, the wind is howling through
The snow has started falling…predictions all anew…
The temps so low, oh how I wish I could be somewhere tropic…
Instead I’m here, just dreaming..so I thought I’d “RAISE THE TOPIC“💵💵

None of today’s words are new, and I think we’ve seen Divert and Arcade fairly recently. Our cartoon is showing us an office setting, with a female employer and a male employee. By the look on her face, she appears to be slightly annoyed. If could be due to the fact that the employee was “pacing out in the hall”. He seems to have been pacing because he’s a little unsure of himself. Wanting to ask for a “pay increase“, our question tells us that he was afraid to “bring up the SUBJECT“. He was afraid to…“RAISE THE TOPIC”. Slam, Bam, Thank you M’aam, literally, if she gives it to him!  And we were given both our words: Subject=Topic, Increase=Raise. Bring Up = Raise. Very well done, Dave. Ok, eye candy. I like the palm tree. I myself have two in my home. Mine aren’t real, but when I’m sipping my piña coladas, you can sure fool me! ARECA, a balmy breeze! There’s her outfit…shoes included….Do you even need to ask? There’s a lap top. But look at her desk. It’s  a blue tinted glass table top. Her lap and knees are visible through it. That really made me PAY attention…Unique, and CLEARLY a good idea. Kudos, Jeff. So, There you have it Folks, Done.

Have a great day, Everyone…And always try to PAY IT FORWARD….💵 🙋🏻

HECRE = CHEER

LVONE = NOVEL

GDTOSY = STODGY

WOSIND = DISOWN

CARTOON ANSWER:

THE SUPERHERO WAS A STAR ON HER SOFTBALL TEAM AND NOT A – – –

HERNOETODIWN = ONE-HIT WONDER

Happy Wednesday, my friends! If you’re a regular visitor here at JumbleAnswer.com, you’re noticing that the layout of the page has been updated for the new year. I hope you enjoy the simple and streamlined look and if you’d like to see anything modified, please let me know in the comments section and I’ll see what I can do.

We’re at the middle of the week and this is when the puzzles seem to get a bit trickier. The first three clue words came instantly with DISOWN being the only word to give me a challenge. Yesterday we saw WINDOW which was still fresh in my mind, so I tried my best to make a word starting with WI. When that didn’t pan out, a few quick self-jumbles in the margin of my newspaper led me to OWNDIS which brought the correct answer into view.

Looking at the cartoon, it was obvious to me that Wonder Woman was the unnamed superhero referenced in the sentence. With perfect form she can be seen swinging the bat with the point of impact action lines indicating that the ball was hit just as it was crossing the center of the plate. We all know that Wonder Woman wears a tiara, and Jeff modified it a bit for his piece turning it into a visor to fit the softball theme. Perfection!

The letter layout was very cryptic leaving the answer well hidden. Without an M for WOMAN or WOMEN, I tried WONDER instead. With the remaining letters, ONE-HIT came quickly to finish the puzzle for today.

Have a wonderful Wednesday, and I’ll see you tomorrow!

NVIGE = GIVEN

NGDAL = GLAND

NIWOWD = WINDOW

LRHYAD = HARDLY

CARTOON ANSWER:

THE ARM WRESTLER WAS ABOUT TO WIN AND HAD THE MATCH – – –

IELNWNDHAL = WELL IN HAND

Good Tuesday morning everyone! I hope your New Year is off to a great start and that you’re ready for another year of fantastic Jumble puzzles. With just over 2.2 million page views last year, we’ve quickly become the world’s largest online resource for help with the Jumble puzzle. Thanks for dropping by day after day to not only get your answers, but to participate in our friendly forum.

Looking at today’s game, the clue words were no problem at all and were on the easier side. GLAND took an extra couple of seconds to come into view so it’s my pick for the most difficult anagram to decipher. With all of the clue words solved it was time for the main event — the cartoon!

We’ve all heard a joke that starts with “Two guys walk into a bar…” and that’s exactly what Jeff captured in his drawing this morning. Two men sitting at a table in a bar and they’re engaged in an arm wrestling match. Reading the dialogue and sentence, we learn that the younger fellow on the left with his hello kitty tattoo and half-mullet hairdo is going to make quick work of his opponent and even has time to order another beer in the middle of the match! Jeff did a superb job illustrating the motion lines around the duos hands and you can tell that the older fellow is all but done for by the look on his face.

We’ve all arm wrestled someone at some point, but I’ve always used my right hand. I’m just curious as to why these men are using their left hands? Are they both lefties or maybe the older man was a lefty and the younger man agreed to use his “weaker” hand to make the match more even. Just pointing it out because you folks know how much I enjoy the fine details!

The surprise answer came almost instantly with HAND being jumbled all together in the letter layout. The two L’s brought WELL into view leaving IN for the finish. Piece of cake!

Have a terrific Tuesday and I hope you’re weather is warmer than the 7 degrees it is here in New Hampshire! I’ll see you tomorrow! 🙂

JEYNO – ENJOY

GAILE – AGILE

RRAATT – TARTAR

ASCION – CASINO

CARTOON ANSWER:

IF U.S. AUTOMOBILE OWNERS COLLECTIVELY HAD A FAVORITE

FLOWER, IT WOULD BE THE – – –

NOAITARCN = “CAR-NATION”

Good Morning, Everyone!      🚘 YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY, WHAT CAN I DO?🚘

🎶Baby you can DRIVE my CAR, Yes I’m gonna be a star…Baby you can DRIVE my CAR…And maybe I love you…Beep beep’m beep beep yeah🎶

🚘🚘 I spent a pretty long time just sitting in a stare
And looking at these words today the who the what the where
I know for sure TARTAR is out I’m not looking to place
It into anything to do with cars and lack of space.
Our highways mostly overrun, the infrastructure taxed
(CASINO’s looking iffy too, as I poetic wax)
As much as I ENJOY this bit of daily repartee
There are those days when it becomes a little hard to say
Something not only witty but fitting to the theme
Like highways and flora today, not easy as it seems…
You notice that I’m dancing here, an AGILE word flirtation
I may as well just drive this home…Our answer’s the “CAR-NATION!🚘🚘

Happy New Years! We’re starting our year off today, with words not intended to DRIVE you crazy! Dave’s USED them before, and he’s STEERED us CLEAR of any SNAGS. So I’ll quickly CHANGE LANES, and get RIGHT to our CARtoon. Today, Jeff’s taken us on the ROAD. We see a major THOROUGHFARE, congested with CARS, with a National theme going. We’re asked what flower would be chosen if all these U.S. DRIVErs were COUPEd together? C’mon, Guys, this one’s WHEELy easy! “CAR–NATION“! WEAVE caught a BRAKE today, right? Cute pun. Ok, eye candy. Let’s see… The car in the front, on the LEFT, has a LICENSE PLATE reading “JMBLD“. Hmm…Pat, I mean Jeff, can I buy a vowel? On his DASHBOARD, I think I see a Carnation. But the real eye catcher is the look on his face. He looks so TIREd. Poor guy, he must be EXHAUSTed. We have the American flag. But the truck on the RIGHT, is WHEELy saying something. Besides seeing the word KING emblazoned on the back, there’s a BUMPER sticker that reads: “MADE IN THE U.S.A.” And Folks, it don’t get any TREADer than that! So, There you have it Folks! Done!
Have a great New Years Day, Everyone! How about making our CARdeologists happy this year…And try walking a little bit more…🚘🙋🏻

Happy New Year, my friends! All my best for a healthy and prosperous 2018!!!

SISNTI – INSIST

PSYELE – SLEEPY

CNATOE – OCTANE

NULEGO – LOUNGE

TERAGY – GYRATE

GRILEB – GERBIL

CARTOON ANSWER:

THE WEIGHTLIFTERS WERE IN THEIR 70s and 80s, BUT THEY WERE – – –

    INSSLOTNLOGGRTGI = STILL GOING STRONG

Good Morning, Everyone!          🏋🏼 “WEIGHT’LL YOU SEE ME NOW...” 🏋🏼

Todays words are all old favorites, but the anagrams are divine! Great words, a bit CHALLENGEing but with great PRESENTATION! UpLIFTing, to say the least. And now, our cartoon. Jeff has us in a Gym overhearing a pair of younger men talking about a pair of older gentlemen. All four of these man are PHYSICALly FIT. The conversation is BUILT on the fact that the younger ones are marveling over the stamina and endurance of the older ones. And they’re hoping that their lives will WORK OUT just the same. We see great BICEPS on all four, and ABS to ABSolutely  die for. Age is mentioned, and our question tells us that the older gentlemen are 70 and 80 respectfully. Respectfully is right! These guys are still LIFTing WEIGHTS! Talk about a REP! Kudos, Gentlemen! You’re an inspiration…you’ve definitely up LIFTed my spirits!  After all these years, these guys are “STILL GOING STRONG”. WEIGH to go, and ring that BARBELL! And that Folks, is the SWOLE story! So, eye candy? I’m going with older gentleman left. His GYM clothes, shades of green and gray? SQUAT a COMBINATION! So, there you have it Folks, Done!

Have a great a day, Everyone! And remember, WEIGHT LIFTING is nothing to be taken LIGHTly…🏋🏼🙋🏻

I’m going to take the liberty, and share a little story with you all today, if I may. Indulge me…For those of you who follow our site here on a daily basis, it’s a pretty well known fact that I don’t sleep very well. To the few here who REALLY know me…I know, I know…Let’s not do it here, Email me as usual. Some things still need to be held sacred! Anyway, this morning at 3:04 AM, I went to my tried and true website to look for the Jumble. I see the page is updated, and of course, the adrenaline starts to flow…I scroll down, and lo and behold…No Jumble…So I refresh the page…No Jumble..so I…You can see where this is going, right? Instead of our beloved Jumble, what I find are two Sudoku puzzles, one mistakenly marked Jumble. I’m crushed. I’m speechless…(yes, it DOES SO happen on occasion…) I figure I’ll check a second on line site that I use once in awhile for a colorized version. And what are the odds, this one is missing 4 of the 6 words. So now I’m thinking…Last day of the year…is this some kind of subliminal message? Is this some kind of sign that…? No, I think what this is is a little early New Years Eve celebrating in the print rooms! I could be wrong, and trust me, it wouldn’t be the first time…but Folks, what are the odds? Both web sites? Anyway, I take the 2 words I’m given, I look at our cartoon, and BAM, puzzle solved! Which attests to the brilliance of Jeff Knurek and David Hoyt. Just from the drawing alone, and 5 random letters, I could put this baby to bed! But…what about you guys? I need more for you…So I consider calling the paper of the first part, and asking if someone could email me a copy from print. And then I’m like..”Snap out of it…”! (With a shout out to Cher, and that wonderful movie…”Moonstruck”…Ah, Bella Luna…). “You can’t do that”! Anyway, now I got Cher in my head…so I fire up her rendition of “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” with Rod Stewart, and my mood is improving. A lot. I get that 3rd cup of coffee… (Don’t ask…) and I’m thinking…My paper will be here soon, I’ll get the other 4 words, and I can offer you what you deserve. But it’s Sunday, and while my NY Daily News is usually here each morning by 4:15, I think the guy looks forward to a little extra sleep on Sundays…So, no paper yet. And all the while, some emails are coming in, from the other night crawlers, asking…”So, what happened to the Jumble.”? And “So, New Years Eve, huh”? And, “So, you still haven’t called me…” (Don’t ask..) What it all boils down to is…What a way to end the year! And then it hits me like that Thunderbolt that got Loretta. So tonight when that clock strikes 12, and I put 2017 to bed, I’m going to do my usual…Go out into the night, look up for the first star I see, and toast my Dad. The first man I loved. The first man who loved me. The man who taught me how to read and spell, and do this here Jumble, when I was barely able to hold a pencil straight, and who gave me this voracious gift of loving words. And I’ll wish the New Years Baby that He is, a Happy Birthday…And if I’m lucky, maybe I’ll get to see that Bella Luna we both loved so well. Kind of a full circle…And STILL GOING STRONG...After all these years…
Here’s to the New Year, Everyone! Cento Anni! May you live a hundred years…🍾🥂🙋🏻

XEPLI – PIXEL

AOOCC – COCOA

GIMSAT – STIGMA

TUBENA – BUTANE

CARTOON ANSWER:

WHEN ONE OF THE BARNYARD ANIMALS GOT OUT, THE OTHER

ANIMALS BLAMED THE – – –

PECOSGATAE – “ESCAPE” GOAT

Good Morning, Everyone!      🐑 “DON’T IT JUST GET YOUR GOAT”?

🎶Déjà MOO…Could you be the dream that I once knew…Is it you? Déjà MOO
Could you be the dream that might come true, shining through?
I keep remembering me…I keep remembering you…Déjà MOO…🎶

🐑🐑 A temperature of 12°, a wind chill set at 2,
A cup of steaming COCOA sipped as I write this for you
We’re at a farm, the PIXELs showing colors mute and bright
It seems one of the animals escaped during the night.
I’m looking at BUTANE and thinking would there be a lamp?
On Farmland maybe there would be. Or is that at a camp?
Whatever it don’t matter, I’ll deal with what’s at hand
Four animals we see here and one out on the land.
Two of them ratted out the Goat, and now the STIGMA lies
Upon their heads of “Stoolie”, the name we gave the guys,
Who’d rat out any of their friends, who’d end up a turncoat…
What we see here, a classic case of who’s the “ESCAPE GOAT” 🐑🐑

Looking at PIXEL this morning, it may be hard to expel Expel, but one must PUT that OUT of their mind! And BUTANE may prove to be a bane. Actually, all of our words, despite being old favorites, are anagrammed well enough to perhaps prompt a second look. Ok, we looked. Now, our cartoon. So today, “What the HAY“? Jeff gives us a FARM scene, and old Mr. Bluejeans. One of his animals has gotten away; using that wire cutter on the ground to just MOOve on. And now, of course, the farmer has to TRACTOR down and bring her back. (Ok, maybe it’s a male, but Tracthim down wasn’t going to CUT IT,...so…work with me here, people…). The farmer’s probably thinking, “How’d this happen, Guys….It was PASTURE bedtime”? What he should be thinking is why’d he leave the wire cutter out? That was UDDER  nonsense, right? Anyway, instead of the animals looking to BALE out their buddy, you know like…”Go ahead, KID, we got your back”…What we have here inSTEED, is a classic case of “Well, who do you think EWE are? We’re making you the “ESCAPE” GOAT“. And HOE and behold, they did just that. The HEN, being an EGGSpert witness, came right out and said…”It was BILLY“. LAID that information right down. Left no MARGARINE for error…Cut him no FLAX…Uh, you know I could go on forever, right?…BUTT I may as well wrap this up, and MOOve on to the eye candy. Today, Folks, I can BARLEY contain myself. Jeff has given us a cartoon, BARN none! There’s the Wire Cutter. There’s a Spider web spelling out what seems to be “SOME PIG”. It could be a lot of BULL, but that’s what it looks like. There’s a purple WEASEL or is it a RAT, saying “It wasn’t us”. There’s the PIG, looking on SHEEPishly, there’s the HORSE, trying to make SENSE of it all. No, wait..There’s more…There’s little HOOF prints on the ground, and let me WALK you THROUGH this…Way in the background, up on a hill? There it is…The tiniest image of Billy…WILLIAM take a look at that! Bye, Bill…Godspeed..I’m glad you got away from all these FARMy brats…So, there you have it, YOLKS!  Done!
Have a great day, Everyone! And remember, If you’re going to play a game of Truth or DAIRY on a FARM, don’t be aMAIZEd if the game turns a little FOAL. After all, COW well did you know these comediHENS in the first place? Friendly GAME? Please…HOGwash…You ask me, they’re a bunch of ANIMALS…🐑🙋🏻

HANEY – HYENA

VARFO – FAVOR

TONINO – NOTION

EPTREM – TEMPER

CARTOON ANSWER:

RESTAURANTS IN TOKYO SELL SUSHI TO CUSTOMERS WHO – – –

HYAFAVOINTEER – HAVE A YEN FOR IT

Good Morning, Everyone!  🍣 SUSHI, OR NOT SUSHI…THAT IS THE QUESTION..”🍣

🎶Wake up little SUSHI, wake up…Wake up little SUSHI…wake up. The food didn’t have to be hot, we didn’t even need a pot. Chopsticks in hand, nothing is cooked…a Spider Roll we got…Wake up, little SUSHI…we gotta go home…🎶

🍣🍣 I’ve never been to Tokyo although my friends have been
I’ve never eaten sushi, and never will I yen…
My friends laugh like HYENAs at my attitude towards it
Shasimi don’t come near me…Maki, no doubt of it…
I FAVOR food that’s all been cooked, trust I don’t have a NOTION
To eat a California Roll that’s dipped in some weird potion.
I’m looking at the word TEMPER and thinking how much better
If Dave could have spelled Tempura, but he’d need one more letter…
So I’ll make jokes and use a pun, but there’ll be no regret
The Sushi thing? Nope, no way will I HAVE A YEN FOR IT!🍣🍣

So, today’s words. HYENA may be the only one that looks a little funny. Not that I was RAWin over the others, it’s just that we’ve seen them before. (Like TONINO, he’s my cousin)! Anyway, onto our cartoon..SUSHI said. Today, Jeff’s taken us to a SUSHI bar in Tokyo…Oh no. Not me. It’s 5 o’clock in the morning, and just the thought of RAW FISH has me…UDON know…It’s just not my cup of TEA. But, I’ll ROLL with the CRUNCHs, and get this done. We see a couple paying their bill, the man saying that they “were thinking about it all day”. He’s wearing a Stray Cats T-Shirt. Since The Stray Cats will be performing in Tokyo next month, this may be a ROLL out promotion. I have no idEEL. Anyway, we also have three diners, with one saying , “I’m buying”. And then we have a chef, and all that SUSHI. Jeff? Chef? Help me out here…What’s he cooking? I’m so out of my EELement, I really don’t know how MATCHA more I can take…Folks, I’m just going to WRAP this up. TEMAKI a long story short…He thought about the SUSHI…He had a YEN for it. She’s paying for the SUSHI..She had a YEN for it…Our question..Selling to customers who…“HAVE A YEN FOR IT“! Cute pun, Dave. And SOY awesome, because we have that double meaning. YEN-YEN…It’s just ROE cool! Ok, Eye candy. Jeff, you’ve done a great job with the deTAILS, but this isn’t how I ROLL. So I’m just going to mention, that even in Tokyo, 2 of the 4 women are in purple…hard to igNORI…So, there you have it Folks…UnDONE!
Have a great day, Everyone! And Jumble Guys, even though today you didn’t have me at HILAW, I still KURA lot about you both…🍣🙋🏻

TYTKI – KITTY

VICCI – CIVIC

GIDNIO – INDIGO

NIWONM – MINNOW

CARTOON ANSWER: WHEN THE COIN-PRODUCTION FACILITY WAS COMPLETED, 

IT WAS IN – – –

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CAINP – PANIC

KRELC – CLERK

SLAVYT – VASTLY

HWOTNR – THROWN

CARTOON ANSWER: THE NEW NATIONAL BOOK CLUB HAD – – – 

PACCLEASTLHRO –  LOCAL CHAPTERS

Good Morning, Everyone!  📚 These Are The TOMES That Try Men’s HOLDS 📚

🎶Oh I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh… Who wrote the BOOK of love?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, Oh who wrote the BOOK of Love? I’ve got to know the answer…Was it someone from above? Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who…Who wrote the BOOK of Love?🎶

📚📚 My iPad has enough books in it, waiting to be read
It is a whole lot easier to carry into bed…
But nothing beats the feel, the smell of pages in a book,
Today we see a Book Club when we go to take a look.
Sometimes I start to PANIC since I think I’ll never get
To read all that I’ve downloaded…Yes, sometimes I forget,
That nothing needs to be returned, no CLERK do I need see
It’s VASTLY a lot easier, there is no Library.
No schedule THROWN off balance, no due date will there be,
So that part is a blessing, but again it’s just not me.
I love a book, a page to turn, I think my ever after…
Will have my fingers physically touch what’s in those Local Chapters! 📚📚

Boxing Day, St Stephen’s Day…Whiners Day. Yes, Whiners Day, with an “H”, not a CV! But you’ll find no whining here. Our words today are nothing to see READ about. I SCANned right through them…and TURNed to our cartoon. Well, well, well, take a BOOK at this…A Book Club Meeting. What a NOVEL idea! Jeff gives us a COLLECTION of CHARACTERS, some of which, once again, have the distinctive look of “real people”, not FICTIONal. (I remember that Tom Bosley look-alike). And once again, I wish I had the time to INDEX to do the RESEARCH. But, uh..no. So Jeff will just have to COVER my BACK, and come FORWARD with the INFORMATION. If not…Well, just one more MYSTERY that goes unsolved. So, five READERS, at what looks like a Library or a Book Store. The DIALOGUE is telling us that they’re all happy over the FACT that the BOOK they’re READING, “A Jumbled Life”, is the same one that other CHAPTERS of the National Club are READING. (You caught the name of the BOOK, WRITE Folks? “A Jumbled Life”? Talk about good PR…Jeff’s becoming a regular PUBLICIST, isn’t he? A regular WHOsier WHO…A regular FISHERs for compliments, a regular…Uh, ok, that’s all I got. I’ll just LEAF it alone for now, because the STORY LINE is just PLOTzing here, and it’s an entirely different SUBJECT)! And Jeff? I apologize in ADVANCE! 😀 I can only blame my SHELF! Ok, Books, “in town”, neighborhood branch…”LOCAL CHAPTERS“! BOOM! I mean..BOOK! CHECK THAT OUT! Is that a FINE pun, or what? DEWEY just love Dave? Yes, we do...NO HOLDS barred! Ok, the Eye Candy. Is it the owl on the bearded guys shirt? WHO is he, anyway? There is a “Learned Owl Book Club“, and a “Little Owl Book Club”, but I’m up a tree, and in the dark with the details. (Am I READING too much into this)? Is it the Jumble mug? (And no, I’m not TURNING back to that SUBJECT)! Hmm…I got it. The candy today is the tiny little Number 3, visible on the two open BOOKS. They’re up to CHAPTER 3. My favorite number! Hmm… “A Jumbled Life”…CHAPTER 3…Jeff? We’ve met?
So, There you have it, Folks! Done.
Have a great day, Everyone! And remember…We all have a STORY. GENRE has one, PAIGE has one, REID has one…But we should always LEAF a bit of MYSTERY to ourselves. Be the NOVEL one in your GROUP. Don’t be such an OPEN BOOK. Keep ’em wanting more…Let ’em say..”ISBN thinking about you…”
And trust me…They’ll always RETURN… 📚🙋🏻