Jumble Answers for 01/06/2018

VALCO – VOCAL

LAURR – RURAL

DOLYNF – FONDLY

GALEGH – HAGGLE

CARTOON ANSWER:

WHEN THE FARMER CRITICIZED HIS NEIGHBOR’S CORN CROP, HE GOT – – –

ALURFNAE = AN EARFUL

Good Morning, Everyone!           🌽 EAR we go again! 🌽

🎶 EAR I go again, I hear those trumpets blow again, all aglow again…
Taking a chance on love. EAR I slide again, about to take that ride again,
Starry eyed again… Taking a chance on love..🎶

🌽🌽 You know I’m very VOCAL, I talk a mean blue streak
So you know I’m going to ask…Dave, two days in one week?
And last week we did two days too, I FONDLY can recall
What is it with this Farm Fetish, Dave would you tell us all?
I’m not known as a HAGGLEr, not one to make a scene,
But all these RURAL puzzles? Just what could all this mean?
Whatever is the reason, today we’re doing Corn
I’m looking at two Corn Farmers, this cold and early morn.
I’ll give you a quick lesson, from bottom to the top
There’s roots and stalks and ears and husks, all parts of this corn crop
Then silk and leaves and at the crown, tassels…Oh, what a thrill…
Now we all know this Corny stuff…now you have AN EARFUL! 🌽🌽

Ok, I’m CORNvinced somethings going on…But whatever it is, I’ve a COB to do here, so…Today’s words, nothing new, but Haggle may have you haggling…On to our cartoon. As I said above, I’m a little aMAIZEd that we’re still on the Farm. Ok, it’s not animals today, but MEALIE, Guys? It’s getting a little EARie, no? Whatever. Jeff’s giving us two Farmers, in a CORNFIELD, haggling over some Corn. Actually, it looks like they’re dueling, doesn’t it? On LARD? Maybe we have the retired KERNEL PONE, and his nemesis, LieutenDENT NUBBIN. (Humor me, Folks, I’m up to my EARS with this CORN). So they’ve carried their old desire to CREAM one another back to the Farm. Personally, I think they’re both FLAKES, really, but what do I SOW? You know I’m from Brooklyn, and this is all CROP to me. But I might as well make it a little intEAResting, no? Oh, No? Alright, SHUCKS, I’ll just CAN it. Anyway, one Farmer takes ofFENCE, and he gives the other…”AN EARFUL”!  Boom! Pass the butter, they’ve SLIPped us a SWEET One! Good COB, Guys! Ok, the eye candy. Really not much to STALK about. I don’t think OIL PICK anything today. MAIZEy another time…

So, There you have it Folks, Done!!
Have a great day, Everyone! And EARS looking at you, Kid! 🌽🙋🏻