CAINP – PANIC

KRELC – CLERK

SLAVYT – VASTLY

HWOTNR – THROWN

CARTOON ANSWER: THE NEW NATIONAL BOOK CLUB HAD – – – 

PACCLEASTLHRO –  LOCAL CHAPTERS

Good Morning, Everyone!  📚 These Are The TOMES That Try Men’s HOLDS 📚

🎶Oh I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh… Who wrote the BOOK of love?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, Oh who wrote the BOOK of Love? I’ve got to know the answer…Was it someone from above? Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who…Who wrote the BOOK of Love?🎶

📚📚 My iPad has enough books in it, waiting to be read
It is a whole lot easier to carry into bed…
But nothing beats the feel, the smell of pages in a book,
Today we see a Book Club when we go to take a look.
Sometimes I start to PANIC since I think I’ll never get
To read all that I’ve downloaded…Yes, sometimes I forget,
That nothing needs to be returned, no CLERK do I need see
It’s VASTLY a lot easier, there is no Library.
No schedule THROWN off balance, no due date will there be,
So that part is a blessing, but again it’s just not me.
I love a book, a page to turn, I think my ever after…
Will have my fingers physically touch what’s in those Local Chapters! 📚📚

Boxing Day, St Stephen’s Day…Whiners Day. Yes, Whiners Day, with an “H”, not a CV! But you’ll find no whining here. Our words today are nothing to see READ about. I SCANned right through them…and TURNed to our cartoon. Well, well, well, take a BOOK at this…A Book Club Meeting. What a NOVEL idea! Jeff gives us a COLLECTION of CHARACTERS, some of which, once again, have the distinctive look of “real people”, not FICTIONal. (I remember that Tom Bosley look-alike). And once again, I wish I had the time to INDEX to do the RESEARCH. But, uh..no. So Jeff will just have to COVER my BACK, and come FORWARD with the INFORMATION. If not…Well, just one more MYSTERY that goes unsolved. So, five READERS, at what looks like a Library or a Book Store. The DIALOGUE is telling us that they’re all happy over the FACT that the BOOK they’re READING, “A Jumbled Life”, is the same one that other CHAPTERS of the National Club are READING. (You caught the name of the BOOK, WRITE Folks? “A Jumbled Life”? Talk about good PR…Jeff’s becoming a regular PUBLICIST, isn’t he? A regular WHOsier WHO…A regular FISHERs for compliments, a regular…Uh, ok, that’s all I got. I’ll just LEAF it alone for now, because the STORY LINE is just PLOTzing here, and it’s an entirely different SUBJECT)! And Jeff? I apologize in ADVANCE! 😀 I can only blame my SHELF! Ok, Books, “in town”, neighborhood branch…”LOCAL CHAPTERS“! BOOM! I mean..BOOK! CHECK THAT OUT! Is that a FINE pun, or what? DEWEY just love Dave? Yes, we do...NO HOLDS barred! Ok, the Eye Candy. Is it the owl on the bearded guys shirt? WHO is he, anyway? There is a “Learned Owl Book Club“, and a “Little Owl Book Club”, but I’m up a tree, and in the dark with the details. (Am I READING too much into this)? Is it the Jumble mug? (And no, I’m not TURNING back to that SUBJECT)! Hmm…I got it. The candy today is the tiny little Number 3, visible on the two open BOOKS. They’re up to CHAPTER 3. My favorite number! Hmm… “A Jumbled Life”…CHAPTER 3…Jeff? We’ve met?
So, There you have it, Folks! Done.
Have a great day, Everyone! And remember…We all have a STORY. GENRE has one, PAIGE has one, REID has one…But we should always LEAF a bit of MYSTERY to ourselves. Be the NOVEL one in your GROUP. Don’t be such an OPEN BOOK. Keep ’em wanting more…Let ’em say..”ISBN thinking about you…”
And trust me…They’ll always RETURN… 📚🙋🏻