ENPUR – PRUNE

DIBEA – ABIDE

FAYSET – SAFETY

TIMYUN – MUTINY

CARTOON ANSWER:

IF POLITICIANS WORKED TOGETHER TO SOLVE PROBLEMS,

THEN THEY COULD SAY – – –

PREABISANTY – “BYE” – PARTISAN

Good Morning, Everyone!           🇺🇸  AISLE Make You A Deal...🇺🇸

🎶” BYE-BYE baby, baby, goodbye… BYE–BYE baby, don’t make me cry… Bye, baby, bye…”🎶

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Today a twist I offer, from what’s my usual fare
Because there’s no way POLITICS I’m going to speak here…
I have a soap box ready, but on it I won’t be
This is a place for words and fun and not my MUTINY.
My views are strong believe me, most things I cannot hide
But Jumble Is Bipartisan, and so I must ABIDE…
So, PRUNE back sentiments I’ll do, today no theme there’ll be
The politics shall not arise…for both of our SAFETY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Today’s words all look familiar, except for MUTINY. Is it new and UPRISING? Maybe. Ok, Let’s go ACROSS the AISLE to our cartoon. POLITICS. Hmm. I said I wouldn’t touch this…and I should stay true to my word, right? I mean, it IS Politics. But let’s face it Folks, there’s an ELEPHANT in the room! And as a rule, I don’t make Political jokes, because I’ve seen too many of them get elected. So, I’ll just concentrate on solving this. Jeff shows us representatives of both parties, saying that they’ve “Together written a great bill”. Anyone wondering who we have here? Nancy Pelosi? Steve Scalise? No one in particular, maybe Jeff just being LIBERAL with his drawing…? Should we take a VOTE? Ok, I’m getting carried away, let me be a little more CONSERVATIVE here… The announcement the two parties are making seems to have shocked the reporters. They’re like…”Huh? What? Is this for real..”? It’s all Greek to them, the MEDEA. Republicans and Democrats together? Saying…”BYE“…PARTISAN! Drop the Mic, this pun is a TRIUMPH! Kudos, Dave! Nice. Once again you’ve ELECTED to give us something to PUNder! And Jeff? You’d get my VOTE any day. So, eye candy. The incredulous look on the reporters face? The LEFT mic that’s really dropping? The fact that all the women are wearing purple? No. It’s the tiny little flags on the LEFT lapels of the three at the dais. The woman at the RIGHT? No flag…Hmm…So there you have it, Folks, Done…KEY, this was fun! Final thought: You know what keeps going through my mind? If Clinton had won the ELECTION…? The puns would have been HILLARY…US! 
Have a great day, Everyone!  🎶AISLE be seeing you…🎶 🇺🇸🙋🏻