COEUN – OUNCE
FINKE – KNIFE
DDOCEE – DECODE
TZYLIG – GLITZY
HE COULDN’T BELIEVE THE YOUNG GOAT COULD TALK, THEN THE
YOUNG GOAT SAID – – –
OUKNIODITY = I KID YOU NOT
Good Morning, Everyone! 🐐 Here we GOAT again! 🐐
🎶How ya gonna keep ’em down on the FARM after they’ve seen Paree’?How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway?…Jazzin’ around and paintin’ the town? How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery. They’ll never want to see a rake or plow, and who the deuce can parleyvous a cow? How ya gonna keep ’em down on the FARM, after they’ve seen Paree’?🎶
🐐🐐 So we’re back at the FARM, and I can’t help but think
That a goat’s got Dave’s goat…Catch my drift? Wink, Wink…
Some obsession perhaps brings us here once again
Will we DECODE the mystery..Who, What, Where, When?
Nothing GLITZY to see, just an OUNCE of goat grain
Being spilt on the ground as the goat does exclaim..
That he’d rather some greens, maybe watching his weight,
So that it’ll be easier to fit through that gate?
I think what we see here is our Billy the Kid…
And he’s missing his Dad, who went off of the grid.
What a KNIFE to his heart the escape must have been!
So he’s raising his voice and he says with a grin…
That he got the call back, a career this goat’s got
On AMERICAN BRIDLE…and I KID YOU NOT! 🐐🐐
So, how ARE we going to keep ’em down on the FARM? You know how it is. They start talking, and the next thing you know…they’re out that gate! Learning new words every day..Like ours today. Maybe Glitzy’s a new one, but the others we’ve been FED before. So, our cartoon. SOOEY! Oh, only pigs? What do I know, I’m from Brooklyn! BUTT, we’re back on the farm, and I have to say; for this city girl? This is a lot of BULL! Jeff’s showing us another FARMER in the QUELL, dealing with this animal insurgence! The goat’s giving him lip, and the chicken can’t hide her EGGScitement! The poor guy is practically knocked off his FEED! He thinks he’s on one of those hidden game shows, BUTT no; it’s just an eGOATistical animal saying, “MANURE standing in my WHEY…HOOF feels like eating this slop every day? I’m PASTURE simple WHEYS, and it’s time I’m HERD. So, ALPACA my bags, and I’m gone”! Well, maybe not in those EGGSact words, but you get my drift. Don’t worry, I GOAT this UDDER control, really. I just enjoy making up these BARN YARNS! Ok. So, the YOUNG GOAT…(Notice we’re reading it twice)? is saying,…”I KID YOU NOT”! Good one, Dave! Drop the FEED again, and pass the SALAD forks, we got a winner, winner, CHICKEN DINNER! Well, you know we’re not eating CROW. Or GOAT, for that matter! AnyWHEY, the eye candy. Not much to see….BUTT I think I’ll HORN in on the farmers SHOOS. He’s got little holes UDDER both of them. Great detail, Jeff! Kudos! Oh, you don’t see it? Tell you what. How about taking a look on-line? Yea, GOATEE it there, ok? So, There you gave it Folks, Done!
Have a great day, Everyone! And don’t let anyone get your GOAT today. WOOL be better off giving them the CHICKEN anyway. HEN they could just CLUCK off…🐐 🙋🏻