WTYIT – WITTY
SUMEA – AMUSE
GREVON – GOVERN
MIYFAN – INFAMY
CARTOON ANSWER: THE BARBERS LIKED TO EAT THEIR MEALS WITHOUT ALL THE—-
ITMSGRINM = TRIMMINGS
Good morning, Everyone…Let’s ✂️ CUT ✂️right to the chase….
🎶” Gimme a head with HAIR, Long beautiful HAIR, Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen…Flow it, show it..Long as God can grow it…My HAIR….”🎶
Today’s puzzle: HAIR. HAIR can GOVERN our lives…Whether you have it or KNOT, it somehow always seems to rear its HEAD. Those with it are CONDITIONERed to doing all we can to CARE for it. Those without sometimes feel they just don’t make the BRAID. COMB what may, the DYEversity is always something to MULLET over. AnyWAVE, let’s get to our puzzle. Eye candy first…My eyes can’t PULL AWAY from the little COMB in the barbers pocket, so tHAIR it is. Our cartoon: Today, Jeff gives us two BARBERS in their shop. PARTners. One sweeping up the HAIR TRIMMINGS on the floor, the other HOLDing lunch. It’s not one of the new CUTTING EDGE places, it’s an old STYLE shop, the ones with those adorable red, white and blue striped Barber poles outSIDE. Who knew years ago, that they’d be “HAIR today and gone tomorrow”. I’d LATHER we still had them. They were wonderful places that I remember going to with my Father. But, I’m not going to start RECEDING into the past. I’ll try to keep this SHORT. The dialogue between the barbers gets STRAIGHT to the point. We don’t even need today’s words to solve this one..One barber saying…”ALL you got…” The other saying..”Let’s go eat away from the HAIR”. The question? Eating their meals without all the…TRIMMINGS! CUT and DRY! Very WITTY, and AMUSEing! Another one of Jeff’s gifts. Easy, FRIZZY, it just GROWS on you! Our words? All REPEATs, maybe with a different TANGLE on INFAMY. Funniest thing about this puzzle though, is that the barbers are dressed in Gold and Green. Where are these SHADES when there’s women in the puzzle? Why are we always in Purple? There should be hell TOUPEE! Ok, ok, I diTRESS…It’s just that once in a whOIL, I’d like to see us look a little more COLORful. I’m ROOTing for us all.
So that WRAPS it UP for today. I guess the post is LONGER than I planned. Sorry, brevity doesn’t COMB NATURALly to me!…
Wishing us all a day a CUT above the rest! 💈✂️🙋🏻